Coltyn

A form of the name "Colton" and "Colten" made to look more cute by unoriginal mothers. It also can be used to signify the Y chromosome, which makes the name extra manly, though it seems to look more feminine. It is likely that this person is going to go through life having their name misspelled and mispronounced until death. Retards will commonly pronounce this name as "Clayton" or "Caitlyn" upon reading it on paper.

This person will grow into a mass murderer and kill all those who spell their name and mispronounce their name the wrong way eventually. But chances are they will just go home and cry about it after school everyday.

"C-clayton is there a c-clayton or caitlyn in this room?" "Oh your name is Colton? I thought it was clayton" "COLTYN WOW THAT IS A COOL WAY TO SPELL THAT NAME" "bro why is there a y in your name?"

Coltyn by Lynces September 7, 2016

Coltyn

This person will always be apart of your life. Whether it's just as a friend or more than that, they will always want you apart of their life and you will always want them to be apart of yours. They may disappear for a while but they always come back they'll never completely leave you.

They are always the one keeping conversations going and they are very easy to get along with if they trust you.

It's very easy to fall in love with coltyn.

Coltyn is my favorite person in the world.

Coltyn by Red heads are cute November 21, 2021

Coltyn Edward Wright 

Coltyn Edward Wright is the sweetest and most kind boy in the world. He always knows how to make people smile and laugh. He loves to hunt and fish and his favorite place is Hayward Wisconsin. Everybody he knows loves him. He loves big dogs including mastiffs, rotwhilers, and great danes. Coltyn is the sweetest, sexiest, thiccist, boy you will ever meet.

OMG I need me a Coltyn Edward Wright!!!

Coltyn Edward Wright by 111817 July 6, 2018

Free Coltyn 

A movement to irate an evil fuckboy named Skyler Davis from the American public system.
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Free Coltyn by SpankMeeDaddy December 19, 2019

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.

Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

Colton Haynes by Future Mrs. Brooks June 4, 2014

Colton Larson 

The most beautiful guy in the world he has a massive cock he keeps the door locked until you knock knock knock

"Colton Larson is Sooooo hot" "ye he cute alright"

Colton Larson by Colton larson March 19, 2021

Colwyn 

A drink popular in Portland, OR. It is made from Sunny Delight and Everclear. It is also known as a getto screwdriver.

I know dude, I had like eight colwyns!

Colwyn by Mr Cnowledge August 11, 2011