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Cockaphobic 

A way of describing someone with an intense and persistent fear of the cock.

It is always worthy of word of the month everywhere.
Alexandra is cockaphobic.
Cockaphobic by The Ma'am March 12, 2010

celtaphobic

The fear of British men and fear of men in kilts or wearing a kilt themselves
Don't be celtaphobic
Don't be a celtaphobic
celtaphobic by Tricky Macdoo October 23, 2018

costophobic 

The fear of paying full price for any serivce or goods.
He went to Goodwill to buy his cardigan because he is costophobic.
costophobic by secret2013 December 17, 2013

Castraphobical 

To have the fear of France. To be scared of what lies on the dreaded country. But be careful as you might fall of the Eiffel Tower
Mum: let's go to France

Son(Bartholomew) ahhhh I'm scared

Mum: dont be so castraphobical
Castraphobical by Card houses December 20, 2021

constaphobic

Fear of being constapated
While I am on the toilet I am constaphobic
constaphobic by Dhfgfgftgffdg October 17, 2015

Constaphobia 

The fear of taking shits inside small areas.
man I gotta go home! last time i took a shit in a stall I got a serious case of constaphobia!
So what you're saying you're constaphobic?
Constaphobia by coneboneconnor August 17, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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