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verb. to trust your money to a prominent individual and to find it has mysteriously disappeared
"Oh no! Look at the financial statement. We have been corzined!"
corzine by daleallen January 6, 2012
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addison corzine 

Addison Corrine is a bitch who can be your bsf at one point by then completely out of nowhere stop talking to you. She also can’t stop cracking her phone and she won’t stop liking some boy named “Mason” or “Caden”.
addison corzine by Greyboatt September 26, 2019

Pulling a Corzine 

Named for former NJ Gov. & Senator and criminal Jon Corzine, who almost got killed in a car accident in 2007 when he wasn't wearing his seat belt because he thought it was uncomfortable. This means not using a safety device available to you, needlessly taking a foolish and unnecessary risk.
'That guy with his bike helmet on the handlebars rather than on his head is pulling a Corzine'.
Pulling a Corzine by MattM99 December 29, 2023

corzined 

When something of value is stolen, and everyone who was in charge of safeguarding the valuable claims ignorance of just about anything. People in charge who confronted with questions about the valuable items usually answer, "I just dont know where it is" or claim that the valuables were "vaporized" when it was their job to know.

This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".

Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.
Dude 1 - I trusted Mike to watch my cooler of beer last night when I took my girlfriend home. When I came back, all my beer was gone.

Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.

Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.

Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.
corzined by Davester75 June 18, 2012
Corine is an amazing person who puts other people emotions before herself's , she loves life, she is a ray of sunshine, she is always laughing but deep inside constantly battles sad emotions, the loves she puts out she never receives it back . stubborn, she is too forgiving, she is loyal to those that aren't loyal to her, she has a clean soul and is queen all hail Queen C
Corine is an amazing person who puts other people emotions before herself's , she loves life, she is a ray of sunshine, she is always laughing but deep inside constantly battles sad emotions, the loves she puts out she never receives it back . stubborn, she is too forgiving, she is loyal to those that aren't loyal to her, she has a clean soul and is queen all hail Queen C
Corine by GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN April 9, 2019
A beautiful, sweet, caring girl who, unlike others around her, actually care about other people's feelings. She usually doesn't run with the crowd, preferring to listen to indie or classic rock compared to the mainstream. Corrine's are crazy, but can be quiet. What a big bowl of contradicitions they are, but in the end it all makes sense. They usually fall in love easily, but have very closed off emotions. Corrine's trust easily, but then find out it wasn't the best idea.

In conclusion, Corrine's are the best girls in the world.
Corrine's so weird, and so unlike us.
Corrine by BeatlesChickie June 7, 2011

coziness 

A sense of contentment, comfort, and warmth.
A mug of cocoa, a romance novel, and my favorite blanket: that's my idea of coziness on a lonely day at home.

I envy cats sometimes; they seem able to curl up and find coziness almost anywhere.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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