Cortesed

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Being pushed to your limits and a bit further

(a pleasant ass-kicking, if you will)...

Have you been Cortesed lately?

Cortesed by Party Force August 17, 2016

Words you can keep

Cortese

1. A type of person who's athletic, charming, and everyone loves. A great person who's impact is never negative and makes. people around them feel better.

2. A person that doesn't eat healthy and eats too many fats, sugars, junk, etc.

1. Kyle has been such a Cortese lately.

2. Tim needs to work on his eating habits and top being a Cortese.

Cortese by Dr. Matteo Kornqvist September 18, 2017

Related Words

Cortesed • Cortese • Cortezed • Talia Cortese

Cortezed

Underpaying a drug dealer by only five dollars but as a result being fucked in the ass by the leader of the drug ring in your area. Literally.

We forgot to pay only five bucks and as a result was forced to watch my friend be cortezed.

Cortezed by NaughtyGreyhound317 August 6, 2012

Talia Cortese

Talia is the biggest clown ever. Shes nice but a CLOWN. She also has a peen. A BIG peen.

Boy#1: That girl Talia Cortese is lowkey hot
Boy#2: yea but she has a peen.
Boy#3; Its bigger than all of ours combined!

Talia Cortese by taltaltal October 23, 2019

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026