Cortese 

1. A type of person who's athletic, charming, and everyone loves. A great person who's impact is never negative and makes. people around them feel better.

2. A person that doesn't eat healthy and eats too many fats, sugars, junk, etc.

1. Kyle has been such a Cortese lately.

2. Tim needs to work on his eating habits and top being a Cortese.

Cortese by Dr. Matteo Kornqvist September 18, 2017

Talia Cortese 

Talia is the biggest clown ever. Shes nice but a CLOWN. She also has a peen. A BIG peen.

Boy#1: That girl Talia Cortese is lowkey hot
Boy#2: yea but she has a peen.
Boy#3; Its bigger than all of ours combined!

Talia Cortese by taltaltal October 23, 2019

Corkese 

A variant of mixture of dialects composed of "Crap" and "gee I'm too lazy to find that key",used to convey information that means nothing and oft has sexual overtones with a Oedipus twist.

Whilst appearing in the mid nineties, it has been rumored that a large balding individual who apparently was reminiscent of the the cartoon book guy from the Simpsons, actually created it to communicate with people of a similar interest. Unable to find links to the popular German sites that involved "Fisting", "Bukkake", and parental sexual involvement, the individual stumbled into a small motorcycle site (see - Machines of death) in Australia.

The ramblings begun the dialect and although directly conveying little meaning to most discussions the translations of the communiques caused much mirth, and as such the truncated and garbled fashion of typing was
slowly migrated into another format, (see - SMSing, Texting of crap).

Reference material -

@WAR forums - 1992 onwards
Playschool - Forming words.
West Australian goverment - any session, post 1990.

Corkese:
Est. 2009, "eheh got any hands free time at the mo"
Est. 2008, "oh yeah i felt like santa clause at the end , fark i'd even emptied my sack "
Est. 2007, "i dont mind , tho as im going beed heading south next weekend prolly like to keep it nor"
Est. 2006,"actually i think i could have paid every mdh bill ever which the the money from the depriciateninja :-) "
Est. 2005,"fudge-packing mincing nancy boy excess"
Est. 2004,"wots a geetar ?????? "doof doof doof" ;-) "

Corkese by bttlmstr June 16, 2009

Corteney 

A girl who's name is spelled extremely different from all of the rest, but is hotter and more intelligent than the regular Courtney.

Who is that Corteney?

Man I don't know but she ain't Courntey, but Corteney.

Corteney by kyboi90 December 27, 2011

Cortesi 

(Cortesil) Western slang for skrillex, usually used when referring to Dubstep or any other genre involving wubs, drops and bass.

"Daym, that's some good cortesi!"

Cortesi by Shadowlance June 10, 2013

Cortesed 

Being pushed to your limits and a bit further

(a pleasant ass-kicking, if you will)...

Have you been Cortesed lately?

Cortesed by Party Force August 17, 2016

corresendant 

A word that doesn't exist.

The Achlophage Symbiote is the only exotic to have a corresendant.

corresendant by DasUndScrub May 6, 2017