Cornprick

When a person puts two fingers down their partner’s throat and two fingers up their pussy/anus and proceeds to kiss down that person’s body.

Meant to mimic the imagery of cornprick tools typically used within the Midwestern region to eat hot corn on cob with ease.

I got cornpricked this weekend, he ate my shit right off the cob!

Cornprick by IWannaBeCornpricked2026 June 15, 2026

Corpdick

A deceased man's penis, erect by way of Rigor Mortis.
A male corpse's fully extended genital member.
Sometimes used with other terms such as: "Mother fucking corpdick" which would refer to the necrophiliac sexual intercourse between a mother and the aforementioned recently deceased man.
It is occasionally alternatively spelled as "Corpdic"

Bill: You are such a corpdick!
Ted: Wtf does that even mean?
Bill: You're a dead man's hardened cock, idiot.

Greg: That dude doesn't even seem to breathe when he sleeps. This one time his girlfriend thought he was dead, but she was confused since he had a raging boner.
Phil: So she thought he had corpdick?
Greg: Yeah, pretty much.

Corpdick by PICkLes October 15, 2012

Cornpacker 

"Cornpacker is a derogatory term for Gay Iowans." Stephen Colbert testifying in Congress to Steve King (R-Iowa).

Turns out my nephew from Des Moines is gay, what a cornpacker.

Cornpacker by Ian OK September 25, 2010

corkpicker 

A derogatory term for Spanish or Portuguese people.

I saw a couple of corkpickers next to the gas station.

corkpicker by psychicchicken March 23, 2022

cornflicker

the act of removing a kernel of corn from the tip of the penis after it is removed from the anus.

the faggot ate so much corn that his butt buddy had no choice but to become a cornflicker.

cornflicker by jumpinjim December 22, 2009

Cordrick 

Strong, handsome, usually brown skinned male. Respects spouse's authority well. Very loving and can be playful. Very talkative. Loves family and friends.

Man, I wish i was a Cordrick. He's so suave.

Cordrick by moomoo7h February 13, 2010

cornpacker 

"A derogatory term for a gay Iowan."

As quoted by Stephen Colbert on 9/24/10, during the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship, and Border Security.

Dude that cornpacker was totally checking you out.

Hey man, don't be a cornpacker, ask that bitch out!

cornpacker by Gmandanovitz55 September 26, 2010