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slop-spotted cornnibbler 

(1) a disgustingly obese human being that is always decorated with food particles
(2) a dirty cum-stained whore
(I) That slop-spotted cornnibbler over there just wiped out the lunch buffet.

(II)Anthony went out to a bar in Vegas and woke up next to some random slop-spotted cornnibbler the next morning.

Cocknippled 

Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.
Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.
Cocknippled by Johnny Pot-Smoker October 24, 2010

CockNipples

Someone with nipples that can touch the moon, Often caused by sexual arousal or drugs. Can not be cured.
'Dude, Did you see that eclipse last night? No, Jack just has Cocknipples!"
CockNipples by SilenceCocknipples September 21, 2011

Carnipples 

A rare disease that causes your nipples to harden and fall off this can be caused by licking a glass window call 1800-carnipples-666 today
I heard Jeremy got carnipples!!!
Carnipples by Ritchie🎃❤ October 11, 2020