CockNipples

Someone with nipples that can touch the moon, Often caused by sexual arousal or drugs. Can not be cured.

'Dude, Did you see that eclipse last night? No, Jack just has Cocknipples!"

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Cocknippled

Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.

Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.

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when ones (male or female) nipples are "cock-eyed" or looking in opposite directions.

ct "yo! check out that chick's cock nipples."

kg "yeah one's looking my way and one is looking straight at you."

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