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Corngasm 

A climax of stimulation brought on when raw, buttered corn is rectally inserted and brought to pop with a hairdryer.
And his wife said "I'd better never see that girl been callin you again or I'm telling all yo homies at the movie theater how much you like a good Corngasm!"
Corngasm by DIR-T&3RD-E February 18, 2011
Words you can keep
Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment.

CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.

This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.

Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”

Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
Congasm by Esqsendtoes October 18, 2022

coregasm 

an orgasm achieved while performing a core exercise during a work-out.
she achieved a coregasm whle performing a hanging leg lift.
coregasm by Jengus February 5, 2008

marine corpgasm 

If a woman dates one of the few, the proud, she has a marine corpgasm.
Fuck me hard, Corporal Shepard. Give me a marine corpgasm.
marine corpgasm by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014

Cerebral Corgasm 

The orgasmic head rush that you get when you stretch after sitting for long periods of time. May also cause short blindness, and dizziness.
Man 1: Man this lecture went on for ever.
*Man 2 Stretches and slightly twitches*
Man 2: I'd say so, I just had a cerebral corgasm.
Cerebral Corgasm by Patrick Lent January 26, 2009
An truly orgasmic experience (somewhat akin to herbal essences, joygasm, eargasm, heartgasm etc etc) given by the mere sight, sound, smell or touch of Cory
I am Cory, you've just had your first official Corgasm. Multiple Corgasms anyone?
Corgasm by cory March 21, 2005

COREgasm 

A feeling of euphoria caused by the sudden release of a great amount of stress, usually when you finish a large essay test or other similar test that you have spent weeks cramming for
David: "How was your IUE?"
Gianni: "I'm COREgasming so hard right now."
COREgasm by Get Some May 9, 2012
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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