Cornbortion

Cornbortion is when you grow a corn plant, and pluck it, or deadhead it.

Farmer 1: “I had to perform a cornbortion on my corn plants today, they got diseased”
Farmer 2: “aw shucks, I had a cornbortion today, it went really well, I harvested over 180 corn fetuses”

Cornbortion by ComeDownTodayAndTrySomeCorn October 2, 2022

Contortionist 

Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)

I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!!

Contortionist by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018

contortionist 

people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.

>"They do it in the washing machine."

>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."

>"Not if they're both contortionists."

contortionist by junebuggy January 26, 2009

contortion 

Being able to stretch in unusual positions not ordinary people can achieve; usually performed in circuses.

At the circus I saw contortion

contortion by Igle December 15, 2007

contortionist 

Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.

Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.

At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.

contortionist by Adel7 January 3, 2008

Contortionist 

Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.

My love. Last night you slept like a contortionist. I took a photo as proof.

Contortionist by Gigifernandez February 20, 2018

contortionist 

someone who contorts their body.

like very far backbends and other examples of flexibility.

contortionist by juunan September 3, 2005