Cornbortion

Cornbortion is when you grow a corn plant, and pluck it, or deadhead it.

Farmer 1: “I had to perform a cornbortion on my corn plants today, they got diseased”
Farmer 2: “aw shucks, I had a cornbortion today, it went really well, I harvested over 180 corn fetuses”

by ComeDownTodayAndTrySomeCorn October 2, 2022