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Contortionasst by Jugulator May 12, 2014
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Contortionist
Contortionist by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018
contortionist
people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.
>"They do it in the washing machine."
>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."
>"Not if they're both contortionists."
>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."
>"Not if they're both contortionists."
contortionist by junebuggy January 26, 2009
contortionist
Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.
Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.
contortionist by Adel7 January 3, 2008
Contortionist
Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.
Contortionist by Gigifernandez February 20, 2018
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contortionist by juunan September 3, 2005
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