Cormacitis 

Cormacitis is an irrational fear of people named cormac, it is quite a comman fear for many people around the world. It can be cured. Most people with this fear will often drink sweat of a goat to help with the phobia.

"Oh my god, that cormac guy smells of moldy cheese and anus hairs. I feel unsafe in this area. I think i have Cormacitis"

Cormacitis by Lu bdanus February 13, 2022

commatitis 

Excessive and unnecessary use of commas

There was, he thought, many cases, that could be mentioned, in this kind, of scenario, where commatitis is committed.

commatitis by rationalrant May 18, 2014