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Corish cunt 

Corish cunt - A weak, pathetic, deferential civil servant with poor diction and even worse dress sense. Fond of wearing Next suits donated by his auld fella.
That blurt in the tax office was a proper Corish cunt.
Corish cunt by Bayesoir December 1, 2019

Corish cruncher 

The annoying lunchtime practices of a beige civil servant type (see Corish cunt) who due to his apparent diligence and hard working nature eats his lunch loudly at his desk.
Have you heard the noise that cunt, John makes when he's eating his dinner?

Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.
Corish cruncher by Bayesoir January 2, 2020

Mr corish 

A paedophile teacher who filmed up girls’ skirts for sexual gratification for many years and didn’t get caught until 3025
“Mr corish made us bend over in yoga, but it was a music lesson?!”
Mr corish by Konvent Kidd November 9, 2017

mr corish 

A guy who looks up girls skirts at a convent for pleasure
Why is that man looking up those young girls skirts?

Oh that's mr Corish !
mr corish by Nun in the making November 8, 2017
An older man dating a much younger woman, typically less than half his age.
Look at that cute girl over there with her daddy chrish
Chrish by Chrish77 February 28, 2019

Chrishem 

Chrishem Rock Sagan is a gay astronomer from Toronto, Canada who is often found at Moss Park Armoury pointing out the stars to the homeless community housed on their grounds. When the attention is drawn skyward, Chrishem usually swoops in for a reach around, Rusty Trombone or sometimes even a Dutch Rudder. Willing particpants will take a steaming dump on Chrishem's chest while stargazing which of course is defined as a Hot Carl Sagan.
I was in High Park late one night when a young gay man pointed out the stars to me. Naked.

Sounds like Chrishem.

Indeed.
Chrishem by DaveRoy July 8, 2014