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Corish cunt 

Corish cunt - A weak, pathetic, deferential civil servant with poor diction and even worse dress sense. Fond of wearing Next suits donated by his auld fella.
That blurt in the tax office was a proper Corish cunt.
Corish cunt by Bayesoir December 1, 2019
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Corish cruncher 

The annoying lunchtime practices of a beige civil servant type (see Corish cunt) who due to his apparent diligence and hard working nature eats his lunch loudly at his desk.
Have you heard the noise that cunt, John makes when he's eating his dinner?

Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.
Corish cruncher by Bayesoir January 2, 2020

Mr corish 

A paedophile teacher who filmed up girls’ skirts for sexual gratification for many years and didn’t get caught until 3025
“Mr corish made us bend over in yoga, but it was a music lesson?!”
Mr corish by Konvent Kidd November 9, 2017

mr corish 

A guy who looks up girls skirts at a convent for pleasure
Why is that man looking up those young girls skirts?

Oh that's mr Corish !
mr corish by Nun in the making November 8, 2017
An older man dating a much younger woman, typically less than half his age.
Look at that cute girl over there with her daddy chrish
Chrish by Chrish77 February 28, 2019

Chrishem 

Chrishem Rock Sagan is a gay astronomer from Toronto, Canada who is often found at Moss Park Armoury pointing out the stars to the homeless community housed on their grounds. When the attention is drawn skyward, Chrishem usually swoops in for a reach around, Rusty Trombone or sometimes even a Dutch Rudder. Willing particpants will take a steaming dump on Chrishem's chest while stargazing which of course is defined as a Hot Carl Sagan.
I was in High Park late one night when a young gay man pointed out the stars to me. Naked.

Sounds like Chrishem.

Indeed.
Chrishem by DaveRoy July 8, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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