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Corish cunt
Corish cunt - A weak, pathetic, deferential civil servant with poor diction and even worse dress sense. Fond of wearing Next suits donated by his auld fella.
Corish cunt by Bayesoir December 1, 2019
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Corish • Corish cruncher • Corish cunt • mr corish • corissa • chrish • chrisharrison • chrishyne • copish • Chrisha
Corish cruncher
The annoying lunchtime practices of a beige civil servant type (see Corish cunt) who due to his apparent diligence and hard working nature eats his lunch loudly at his desk.
Have you heard the noise that cunt, John makes when he's eating his dinner?
Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.
Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.
Corish cruncher by Bayesoir January 2, 2020
Mr corish
A paedophile teacher who filmed up girls’ skirts for sexual gratification for many years and didn’t get caught until 3025
Mr corish by Konvent Kidd November 9, 2017
mr corish
mr corish by Nun in the making November 8, 2017
Chrish
Chrishem
Chrishem Rock Sagan is a gay astronomer from Toronto, Canada who is often found at Moss Park Armoury pointing out the stars to the homeless community housed on their grounds. When the attention is drawn skyward, Chrishem usually swoops in for a reach around, Rusty Trombone or sometimes even a Dutch Rudder. Willing particpants will take a steaming dump on Chrishem's chest while stargazing which of course is defined as a Hot Carl Sagan.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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