chrisharrison

a goal scored from beyond midfield that bounces over the keeper's head and into the goal, the epitome of bad goalkeeping. Very humiliating.

Oh my god, I just scored a chrisharrison to win the game! That goalie is dismal!

chrisharrison by Mez Menasria January 14, 2008

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Chris Harrison

One hairy motherfucker!
also see: Wookie

"Dude, look at my ball fro, its huge!"
"What are you growing?"
"A Chris Harrison."

Chris Harrison by SilfHunter August 12, 2009

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chris harrison

A man with a very large penis

"Omg Becky! I slept with Jimmy last night and let me tell you...he is a total Chris Harrison" girth

chris harrison by slimbo1976 August 15, 2016

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Chris Harrison

an American television and game show host, best known for his role as the host of the ABC reality television dating show The Bachelor from 2002 to 2021.

The syndicated series' final host was Chris Harrison, who took over from Crews in 2015 and hosted until the show was canceled, with the finale airing on May 31, 2019

Chris Harrison by SPrice1980 May 26, 2023

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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