chrisharrison

a goal scored from beyond midfield that bounces over the keeper's head and into the goal, the epitome of bad goalkeeping. Very humiliating.

Oh my god, I just scored a chrisharrison to win the game! That goalie is dismal!

chrisharrison by Mez Menasria January 14, 2008

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Chris Harrison

One hairy motherfucker!
also see: Wookie

"Dude, look at my ball fro, its huge!"
"What are you growing?"
"A Chris Harrison."

Chris Harrison by SilfHunter August 12, 2009

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chris harrison

A man with a very large penis

"Omg Becky! I slept with Jimmy last night and let me tell you...he is a total Chris Harrison" girth

chris harrison by slimbo1976 August 15, 2016

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Chris Harrison

an American television and game show host, best known for his role as the host of the ABC reality television dating show The Bachelor from 2002 to 2021.

The syndicated series' final host was Chris Harrison, who took over from Crews in 2015 and hosted until the show was canceled, with the finale airing on May 31, 2019

Chris Harrison by SPrice1980 May 26, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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