Corbynism 

The practice of saying a sentence designed to please absolutely everyone who is listening while also contradicting yourself and going back on promises made in the past.

You've just noticed that the mood of the nation has changed, you've changed your mind from what you said last time we were here, you're flip flopping around and changing your mind every time we see you. Everything you are saying now is turning into a complete Corbynism!

Corbynism by Mr Bananas August 19, 2019

Cornism 

Cornism is a incredible religion of following corn. Now you may ask, but why would people worship corn ? That doesnt make any sense! Well there are obvious reasons for this. Corn has many uses, such as; corn silk, corn glue, corn meal, corn pencilin, corn syrup, corn grain, and corn ethanol. And even more are being made! We owe many things to corn, and we havent given corn the respect it deserves. There are 1000+ uses, but still no one seems to care. We are here to change that. Convert to Cornism today.

Dave: Hey man, have you converted to Cornism yet?

Kyle: What? Of course! All should convert to Cornism!

Cornism by Taznixx September 26, 2018

Colbyism 

Colbyism is a religion in which all people must listen to thee Colby or else they will be banished to the void

All of his servants worship the religion of Colbyism

Colbyism by Cas FCS May 29, 2021

Cosbyism 

The religion which believes that Bill Cosby is God, and controls all things happening to mankind. At the end of a session at the Cosbyist Church of the Jello Puddin' Pop, all members eat a small cup of watermelon Jello. There is one holiday, and that is Pokey-Mans Day. On that day, Cosbyists across the world must listen to one of his comedy albums.

At the end of a prayer in Cosbyism, instead of "Amen," they say "Zip Zop Zoobity-Bob!"

Cosbyism by Frederico Rodriguez September 17, 2011

Coronisms 

Coronisms are particular terms and phrases (of advice) you often hear being used amidst the 2020 COVID-19 outbreak. Examples of such coronisms include: social distancing, asymptomatic, self-quarantine, self-isolation, community spread, "don't touch your face", "wash your hands for 20 seconds", etc.

1) As Timmy was preparing for school, his mom babbled an incessant flow of coronisms in hopes that his son will stay alert of and safe from the virus.

2) Mom: So what did the principal talk about at the assembly today?
Me: Idk just a bunch of coronisms

Coronisms by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 25, 2020

Combinism 

A nonconformist ideology that amalgamates concepts from different genres or doctrines of thought.

"Combinism?"
"Yeah. I think workers' self-management (socialism), along with more municipal rather than state government (communalism), could perfectly work in a capitalist society."
"Okay, but 'combinism' makes it sound like you worship the bad guys from Half-Life 2."
"What? No way, I'm a Newellite all the way. Worship the Creator not the creation, or however that bi-be-bal thing goes."

Combinism by The Syndicalist September 4, 2016

coryism 

This word is used to describe any sort of word or action that could come from one individual Cory. These situations/warped points of view are easy to spot to most sane individuals.

Person1: "Just look at that! He(she) must walk on the same side of the street as the UPS man."

Person2: "Why would that matter? Oh wait, this must be a coryism.

coryism by oprdzl July 20, 2004