Corbinism

They art of being lazy.

That mother fucker right there caught that Corbinism syndrome. He hasn't moved off that couch in 3 weeks. All he doin is eatin ramen and using stumble upon after he sleeps his daily 14 hours.

by TheTruthSpeaker213 April 14, 2014

Carlinism

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.

Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.

by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010

Cobainism

The worship of God, which is Kurt Cobain

The holy Gospel of Teen Spirit read by followers of Cobainism was written by God, Kurt cobain.

by migueltherocker June 30, 2008

Carwinism

Throughout history the surrounding world has selected the cars that are most fit. Just as for the natural species, cars ability to adapt to new conditions has decided which models that have become successful. Factors such as the economy, the price of oil, baby booms, popular culture, urban planning and law has all decided the evolution of car.

he thought about buying a steam engine car but reconsidered when realizing it was extinct by carwinism.

by Audini July 3, 2009

Cabinism

When a person or a group of people excludes, disrespects, insults or humiliates someone associated with cabin 7 or who is Russian.

Counselor: Cabin 1 to 6 come aboard the first bus.

George: Are you serious... Not cabin 7, this is cabinism.

by Satchid345 July 9, 2018

corbinussy

That one kid who has a craving for sugar mamas.

That guy is such a corbinussy. Stop being a corbinussy!

by Corbinussy sugamomma March 13, 2023

Carlinism

Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.

A typical Carlinism: "My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend."

by macdude72 March 10, 2009