Coppsmopolitan 

A cranberry and vodka made flamingly gay by being held by a 6 foot guy who just damaged your vehicle and threw up in your sink.

A man goes on a rampage after being seen sipping on a Coppsmopolitan, this summer, starring DJ JAZZY JEFF

Coppsmopolitan by Buddies Patron January 28, 2008

cosmopolitan 

A magazine that makes women believe that you can suck hundreds of dicks and not be a worthless whore as long as you wear nice clothes and expensive perfume.

Cosmopolitan has a new article entitled 'What Guys Really Want', written by some short, metrosexual, Puerto-Rican tosser whose views the editors erroneously believe represent the entire male population's.

cosmopolitan by SimboBimbo January 22, 2007

Cosmopolitan magazine

also known by some by "Cosmo" and "women's Bible"

magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.

teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."

can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.

has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.

I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.

I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.

Cosmopolitan magazine by margaretsanger December 26, 2005

cosmopolitan 

a cocktail made famous by the show sex and the city. it consists of cranberry juice, triple sec, vodka and lime. this is an extremely girly cocktail.

1 oz vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz rose's lime juice
1 lime wedge

"I'll have a cosmoplolitan"

cosmopolitan by Rachel Rose February 1, 2004

Cosmopolitan 

A guide on how to be a worthless whore.

Bob: I heard that Kate reads Cosmopolitan.

Tim: So that explains the outfi- *drools uncontrollably*

Cosmopolitan by InvisibleWater2 November 7, 2012

rootless cosmopolitan 

Term for Jewish intellectuals who are considered unpatriotic. Coined originally by Stalin

New York is full of rootless cosmopolitans

rootless cosmopolitan by mantis toboggan July 17, 2020

cosmopolitan 

Cheap politically incorrect magazine for young sluts and whores which encourages teenybopperism and prepares young girls for a life as corporate whores. also claims its okay to be a slut, smoke weed, cut yourself, etc..

some guy: Katy reads cosmopolitan
other guy: Hmm.. that explains why shes such a slut

cosmopolitan by towel401 September 22, 2004