towel401's definitions
Someone who you endlessly waste your time and money on, so she can repay you by screwing you over for someone else, and still have the nerve to ask you to be her friend. Cuz she thinks shes all that
by towel401 October 4, 2004
Get the girlfriendmug. A right wing government's blatent way of squandering hard earned tax payer's money by freely giving it to the big corporations they worship so much
Usually we would do this by hiring diggers at ridiculous prices from plant hire firms to fix up the roads, but since all the roads are fixed now and we have no excuse to give the plant hire firm more money we will just put it into corporate welfare
by towel401 September 18, 2004
Get the corporate welfaremug. George Dubya Douche is living up to his name and is bombing another country with his nucular weapons of mass disruption - all in the interest of the economy.. And God??
by towel401 February 17, 2005
Get the George Dubya Douchemug. Where they make criminals sit and wait for about 30 years knowing that eventually someone will come in and hand them "how would you like to be killed, chose from 4 painless methods" brochure and that they will eventually be systematically killed in a dressed up ceremony.
by towel401 October 4, 2004
Get the death rowmug. Person who thinks that large corporations are the best thing since sliced pan
A corporate whore has the following characteristics
>> Works excessive overtime without getting paid extra
>> Beleives that all or most advertising from big corporations is true
>> Actually buys all their cd's, movies, software
>> Is extremely honest when dealing with big companies, eg: when the ATM machine hands out 20 instead of 10 they bring it back because they think the banking industry will suffer if they dont.
>> Refuses to use P2P, linux or any other open source software, only buys music from major labels
>> Easily fooled into buying things from info mercials, diet pills and outrageously prices beauty products that havnt even been proven to work
>> Support their company in every way they can, attend their bosses dinners in hope of getting a promotion even though they are only a measily sales assistant who the boss is ashamed to have at his dinner table and only lets them in because he said everyone is welcome.
>> Is obsessed about the economy even though they dont own any shares.
>> Is obsessed with pop culture, celebrity gossip and does not realise its all bullshit
>> Wears only "fashionable" clothes bought on the high street.
>> Drinks stuff like diet coke and other "light" food and drink because they think it keeps them in shape and dont realise their actually consuming poison like aspartame and a whole list of E's.
A corporate whore has the following characteristics
>> Works excessive overtime without getting paid extra
>> Beleives that all or most advertising from big corporations is true
>> Actually buys all their cd's, movies, software
>> Is extremely honest when dealing with big companies, eg: when the ATM machine hands out 20 instead of 10 they bring it back because they think the banking industry will suffer if they dont.
>> Refuses to use P2P, linux or any other open source software, only buys music from major labels
>> Easily fooled into buying things from info mercials, diet pills and outrageously prices beauty products that havnt even been proven to work
>> Support their company in every way they can, attend their bosses dinners in hope of getting a promotion even though they are only a measily sales assistant who the boss is ashamed to have at his dinner table and only lets them in because he said everyone is welcome.
>> Is obsessed about the economy even though they dont own any shares.
>> Is obsessed with pop culture, celebrity gossip and does not realise its all bullshit
>> Wears only "fashionable" clothes bought on the high street.
>> Drinks stuff like diet coke and other "light" food and drink because they think it keeps them in shape and dont realise their actually consuming poison like aspartame and a whole list of E's.
by towel401 September 18, 2004
Get the corporate whoremug. A euphemism for "putting people to sleep" which is a euphemism for "putting people down" which is a euphemism for "killing people"
A patethic attempt by the american government to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by conservative bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from corporate welfare.
Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life.
Anyone who is even the slightest bit dissapointed that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.
If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?
A patethic attempt by the american government to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by conservative bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from corporate welfare.
Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life.
Anyone who is even the slightest bit dissapointed that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.
If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?
Good morning Sir, how would you like to die today? Lethal injection?? *big smile* heres a brochure of how its done, I promise it wont hurt.
Governor: Hey, look at me, I had fifty people put to sleep this year, wow I really do kick ass.
Ireland is a great country, this shit is banned by the constitution.
Governor: Hey, look at me, I had fifty people put to sleep this year, wow I really do kick ass.
Ireland is a great country, this shit is banned by the constitution.
by towel401 October 4, 2004
Get the lethal injectionmug. Like fuck but not as severe. You wouldnt call someone a fuckies, it wouldnt sound right. And its not really an activity either.
by towel401 January 11, 2004
Get the fuckiesmug.