margaretsanger's definitions

cellulite

Deposit of subcutaneous (right under your skin) fat and fibrous/connective tissue that results in dimpled, cottage cheese or orange peel appearance depending on amount of fat; affects a majority of women but only really fat men. Generally appears in butt and thighs. Even super skinny people can have cellulite as it seems that it is somewhat hereditary or hormonal. Creams and pills can improve the APPEARANCE of cellulite, but it will go back to looking bad when you stop using them. Liposuction does not remove cellulite. To get rid of cellulite, one must exercise and cut out bad foods, especially ones with preservatives. There is also an expensive treatment known as Endermologie that gets rid of it. If one stays fit, it actually reduces with age.

I can't believe this. My doctor says I'm underweight but I have cellulite on my thighs. Damn genetics.

I got rid of my cellulite by exercising a lot, lifting some weights and cutting out processed foods. Now my bottom half looks as sexy as my top half!

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

lexapro

An SSRI that like many others, carry great risk of sexual side effects, fatigue and weight gain. Has fewer side effects than Prozac generally, but Prozac makes you lose weight in the beginning.

I took Lexapro for 6 months and gained 15 pounds even though I was eating less and exercising. wtf

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

powermodel

A successful, generally beautiful, prominent, well-paid model. This is not to be confused with supermodel as powermodels are generally thinner, make less money, and have less staying power. Powermodels include Tyson Beckford, Adriana Lima, Liya Kebede, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, Gemma Ward, Tyra Banks, Kate Moss, Chritie Brinkley, Twiggy, Iman, Jerry Hall, Rachel Hunter, etc.

Is that girl on the cover of Cosmo a powermodel?
No. She's just a regular model. No one even knows her name.

Tyson Beckford is one of the very few male powermodels.

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

Naomi Campbell

British runway and print supermodel of Jamaican and Asian heritage. Of the 5 Supermodels (others are Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Christy Turlington and Claudia Schiffer), she is the only one minority. She is quite a bitch, initiating feuds with Tyra Banks and Posh Spice among others. She is known for throwing phones at her assistants for which she has been sued several times for this. She attributed her past behavior to cocaine use, though her behavior remains the same after both rehab and anger management classes.
She has appeared in music videos of George Michael, Michael Jackson and Jay-Z. She posed in Playboy as well as in erotic pictures with Madonna in Madge's book "Sex." She released a CD titled "Babywoman" which was popular in Japan. She also started The Fashion Cafe with models Claudia Schiffer and Elle MacPherson. Famous lovers include Usher, Robert De Niro, Mike Tyson, U2 bassist Adam Clayton, and the father of Heidi Klum's daughter Leni. She is also a boxer. She angered animal rights activists after pledging never to wear fur in a large campaign by PeTA but began wearing furs soon after.

Naomi Campbell is pretty, but her attitude is so unattractive.

I pulled a Naomi Campbell today. I threw my cell phone at my boyfriend.

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

supermodel

Contrary to popular belief, a supermodel is not just any prominent model. There are only five: Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington and Claudia Schiffer. These are the models who ruled the fashion industry in the 1990s with outrageous contract demands and failed though financially rewarding attempts at acting and singing; the era of the supermodel is over. Prominent models are known as "powermodels" and include Tyra Banks, Kate Moss, Gemma Ward, Heidi Klum, Gisele Bundchen and the like.

Janice Dickinson claims to be the world's first supermodel but she is actually just a hideous troll.

My favorite supermodel is Christy Turlington. She seemed more down to earth.

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

wellbutrin

The best anti-depressant that I've ever tried. It can make you anxious or irritable, but it starts working WAY quicker than SSRIs. Beginning dose is generally 150 mg, treatment dose is 300 mg, and if ineffective or tolerance developed, 450 mg. It is NOT an SSRI and it does not have sexual side effects. Should not be taken by people with bulimia, history of seizures, etc.

I've been on Wellbutrin XL for two months and I feel great. I want to cut people sometimes though.

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

nicole richie

author, socialite, rich kid. born nicole camilla escoveda, daughter of one of lionel richie's bandmate. she was raised from by lionel at the age of 3 and adopted he formally adopted her at the age of 9. Her godfather is Michael Jackson. She dropped out of the University of Arizona and was treated for drug addiction. She co-starred with Paris Hilton on The Simple Life, though they are no longer close. Her antics and wild partying had her appear as the funny, crude, chubby one. She had an incredibly shocking transformation, losing a great deal of weight, changing her hair, behavior, and dress. Many believe she suffers from an eating disorder or abuses drugs due to her skeletal figure, though her father attributes it to stress. She was formerly engaged to DJ AM. She is close friends with Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton.

Nicole Richie looks like she's lost even more weight.

Nicole Richie is thinspiration for many girls with anorexia.

I really love Nicole Richie's black dress at the award show.

by margaretsanger December 27, 2005