cellulite

Deposit of subcutaneous (right under your skin) fat and fibrous/connective tissue that results in dimpled, cottage cheese or orange peel appearance depending on amount of fat; affects a majority of women but only really fat men. Generally appears in butt and thighs. Even super skinny people can have cellulite as it seems that it is somewhat hereditary or hormonal. Creams and pills can improve the APPEARANCE of cellulite, but it will go back to looking bad when you stop using them. Liposuction does not remove cellulite. To get rid of cellulite, one must exercise and cut out bad foods, especially ones with preservatives. There is also an expensive treatment known as Endermologie that gets rid of it. If one stays fit, it actually reduces with age.
I can't believe this. My doctor says I'm underweight but I have cellulite on my thighs. Damn genetics.

I got rid of my cellulite by exercising a lot, lifting some weights and cutting out processed foods. Now my bottom half looks as sexy as my top half!
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
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pottery barn lesbian

A lesbian (and sometimes a bisexual woman with mass market appeal.

It is often used in a negative way (generally by another gay person)to infer that the person is not "gay enough."

Used by Boy George to describe Rosie O'Donnell when he was obviously hungry for publicity.
negative: Ellen Degeneres is such a pottery barn lesbian. She needs to be gayer on her show.

positive: Rosie O'Donnell is a pottery barn lesbian. She's comfortable enough with her sexuality but it is not the only thing that defines her.
by margaretsanger December 26, 2005
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supermodel

Contrary to popular belief, a supermodel is not just any prominent model. There are only five: Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington and Claudia Schiffer. These are the models who ruled the fashion industry in the 1990s with outrageous contract demands and failed though financially rewarding attempts at acting and singing; the era of the supermodel is over. Prominent models are known as "powermodels" and include Tyra Banks, Kate Moss, Gemma Ward, Heidi Klum, Gisele Bundchen and the like.
Janice Dickinson claims to be the world's first supermodel but she is actually just a hideous troll.

My favorite supermodel is Christy Turlington. She seemed more down to earth.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
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Cosmopolitan magazine

also known by some by "Cosmo" and "women's Bible"

magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.

teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."

can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.

has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.

I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.
by margaretsanger December 26, 2005
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powermodel

A successful, generally beautiful, prominent, well-paid model. This is not to be confused with supermodel as powermodels are generally thinner, make less money, and have less staying power. Powermodels include Tyson Beckford, Adriana Lima, Liya Kebede, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum, Gemma Ward, Tyra Banks, Kate Moss, Chritie Brinkley, Twiggy, Iman, Jerry Hall, Rachel Hunter, etc.
Is that girl on the cover of Cosmo a powermodel?
No. She's just a regular model. No one even knows her name.

Tyson Beckford is one of the very few male powermodels.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
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domestic violence

Violence or otherwise physical abuse of one's spouse or partner. It is generally done by men to women, but women can also be abusive.
Gest accused Minnelli of domestic violence.

Domestic violence is America's dirty little secret. It can be done by a husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend or life partner.

The incidence of domestic violence is higher in ALL minority groups and certain groups of immigrants.

Children who grow up in homes with domestic violence are greatly affected. The girls are likely to accept abuse as a norm in relationships and the boys continue the cycle of abuse.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
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Naomi Campbell

British runway and print supermodel of Jamaican and Asian heritage. Of the 5 Supermodels (others are Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Christy Turlington and Claudia Schiffer), she is the only one minority. She is quite a bitch, initiating feuds with Tyra Banks and Posh Spice among others. She is known for throwing phones at her assistants for which she has been sued several times for this. She attributed her past behavior to cocaine use, though her behavior remains the same after both rehab and anger management classes.
She has appeared in music videos of George Michael, Michael Jackson and Jay-Z. She posed in Playboy as well as in erotic pictures with Madonna in Madge's book "Sex." She released a CD titled "Babywoman" which was popular in Japan. She also started The Fashion Cafe with models Claudia Schiffer and Elle MacPherson. Famous lovers include Usher, Robert De Niro, Mike Tyson, U2 bassist Adam Clayton, and the father of Heidi Klum's daughter Leni. She is also a boxer. She angered animal rights activists after pledging never to wear fur in a large campaign by PeTA but began wearing furs soon after.
Naomi Campbell is pretty, but her attitude is so unattractive.

I pulled a Naomi Campbell today. I threw my cell phone at my boyfriend.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
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