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Composting 

Composting is a sexual act, originated by the Mormons, where a man places his penis inside a woman’s rectum and remains still without thrusting. Similar to “Soaking”, composting is a sexual outlet deemed acceptable for unmarried Mormon couples. Whilst composting, it is a sin for either partner to initiate frictional stimulation or orgasm.

Recently, composting has been adopted by certain homosexual subcultures and loose women.
1. Jebediah and Hannah enjoyed spending romantic time composting together prior to their wedding.

2. Composting is first base for Sarey. She has composted half of Salt Lake City.
Composting by Jebediah T July 21, 2011

Composting 

(Verb) a douchier form of "flexing". More easily accomplished by tools, d-bags or while wearing a wife beater. Occasionally associated with car-culture. Sometimes accompanied by retardation and Rod-in-ass syndrome.
ex) "The composting guy at the car-show embodied a near coma-brain tumor level of intelligence talking about his cars V-TEC "very tall engine cooling system". Fucking composting oh yeah, it's not about how you composting by your car, I'm a post, compost my own dick in ass.
Composting by iAmSeagull October 2, 2023

Composting Flumpter 

Person who falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor
John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.
Composting Flumpter by Chimikin October 5, 2022

Composting Flumpter 

Person that falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor.
John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.
Composting Flumpter by Chimikin October 5, 2022

Emotional Composting

Stuffing all your emotions down so you don't have to deal with their consequences to the point where they decompose and sew the seeds of healing.
After stuffing all my emotions for twenty years, now I can use emotional composting to learn how to deal with them better

Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.