1. n. Professional woman of questionable moral fiber who dresses in business provocative attire. Proficient in distracting male coworkers with innuendo and inappropriate comment.
2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.
3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.
Becky the lead partner at the Chigaco office into the restroom at the Halloween party last week. She's quite the conslutant.
A group (2 or more) of skilled workers hired for construction, who wear skimpy outfits and spend more timetalking about riding members and filling their holes than they do hanging drywall and laying floors!
It’s taking these guys two weeks to drywall my half bath, turns out they’re a consluttion crew.
Consultants who sell their services to any taker for the right price. Usually with promises to customise specs based on their needs. Can also refer to a consulting company.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*