Copenshit

When you are taking a shit, and also fill your lip with a fat dip of Copenhagen!

I came home from work today and took me a nice big copenshit!

by Jrex3 August 20, 2021

Capeshit

Film based on a superhero or comic book franchise

Guy 1: "hey you wanna go see captain america?"
Guy 2: "no i'm really over capeshit at the moment"

by TheSpazFromRainman August 28, 2014

Copenhater

A Skoal chewer, or; more generally, one who dislikes Copenhagen.

Yung J- "Hey, you want some of this Skoal peach?"

Dirty E-"Man, you're such a Copenhater. Satisfaction since 1822, son!"

by GSGmayhemGSG December 24, 2010

Conshittency

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.

I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!

by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011

Conshiteration

Taking a seat in a public restroom stall giving at least a one stall space between yourself and someone else already seated.

"There were 6 open stalls in that bathroom and this guy sits in the one right next to mine. Talk about no conshiteration."

by tlninja June 28, 2012

capeshitter

A person who watches nothing but Marvel movies, specifically those from the MCU, and thus only expresses real life events and their taste in film relative to bland, boring, formulaic CGI-fests. Usually over-sensitive to spoilers and thinks Scorsese films are overrated, but hasn’t seen any.

CAPESHITTER: “Bro, have you seen that new Deadpool movie? It’s epic, like bacon!”

by Throwawayurbandictionary July 2, 2021

conshitter

making a decision while taking a large shit.

often used in place of "consider"

hmm, thats a big decision. one minute, i'll have to conshitter that.

by KN14 July 8, 2010