1. n. Professional male of exceptional sexual prowess and appetite in the workplace. Marked by Kenneth Cole pinstripe suits, regular consumption of protein shakes during lunch hour, and the ability to "pull shorties" during happy hours. Typically having three or more romantic interludes per standard work week, the Kiefsultant's fingers will usually have a different scent on his fingers each Monday morning.
2. n. The guy at happy hour with the satin shirt and super shiny shoes who gets the hostess's phone number and then instead of calling her shows up three days later to finger bang her in his BMW behind the Bennigans.
2. n. The guy at happy hour with the satin shirt and super shiny shoes who gets the hostess's phone number and then instead of calling her shows up three days later to finger bang her in his BMW behind the Bennigans.
Jack actually had sex with his supervisor and the little Croatian woman who vaccuums the floors in the same week! What a Kiefsultant!
by Cap July 01, 2004
Get the Kiefsultantmug. Oral-anal stimulation for the purpose of sexual gratification. Enjoyed by those who have tried it, feared by those who have not. Married couples typically overlook this in their foreplay.
by Cap July 02, 2004
Get the rim jobmug. 1. n. The period in a persons life where sexual drive peaks. Usually between ages 16 and 21 in males, and between 28 and 32 in females.
2. n. A state of perpetual sexual arousal or excitement which causes a person to engage in a much sexual activity as possible.
2. n. A state of perpetual sexual arousal or excitement which causes a person to engage in a much sexual activity as possible.
Dude, that chick at the far end of the bar throwing back gin and tonics is definately in the powerband. She'd go home with any guy here!
by Cap July 02, 2004
Get the powerbandmug. 1. n. Professional woman of questionable moral fiber who dresses in business provocative attire. Proficient in distracting male coworkers with innuendo and inappropriate comment.
2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.
3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.
2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.
3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.
Becky the lead partner at the Chigaco office into the restroom at the Halloween party last week. She's quite the conslutant.
by Cap July 01, 2004
Get the conslutantmug. by CAP September 21, 2016
Get the Pulling a Rossmug. 1. v. To inject large amounts of cocaine and diet soft drinks.
2. v. To consume caffeinated beverages and illegal drugs--usually cocaine--for the purposes of physical and mental stimulation.
3. n. A coctail of diet soft drinks and cocaine meant to be consumed in cases of severe mental or physical lethargy.
2. v. To consume caffeinated beverages and illegal drugs--usually cocaine--for the purposes of physical and mental stimulation.
3. n. A coctail of diet soft drinks and cocaine meant to be consumed in cases of severe mental or physical lethargy.
If I didn't buenafe this morning, I'd have fallen asleep in the meeting!
I have a buenafe of diet Vanilla Coke and snow in my coffee mug.
I have a buenafe of diet Vanilla Coke and snow in my coffee mug.
by Cap July 02, 2004
Get the buenafemug. ripcord: noun
During "doggy style" sex, the act of the male reaching down and yanking hair out from around the anus of his female partner in order to elicit a firm, involuntary clench from her vagina.
ripcord: verb
To yank a woman's anal hairs out during sex, particularly doggy style sex.
During "doggy style" sex, the act of the male reaching down and yanking hair out from around the anus of his female partner in order to elicit a firm, involuntary clench from her vagina.
ripcord: verb
To yank a woman's anal hairs out during sex, particularly doggy style sex.
by Cap May 13, 2006
Get the Ripcordmug.