1. n. Professional woman of questionable moral fiber who dresses in business provocative attire. Proficient in distracting male coworkers with innuendo and inappropriate comment.
2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.
3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.
2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.
3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.
Becky the lead partner at the Chigaco office into the restroom at the Halloween party last week. She's quite the conslutant.
by Cap July 1, 2004
Get the conslutant mug.Consultants who sell their services to any taker for the right price. Usually with promises to customise specs based on their needs. Can also refer to a consulting company.
Can also be used as a verb.
To conslut: sell solutions that are usually cut and paste to as many companies as possible.
Can also be used as a verb.
To conslut: sell solutions that are usually cut and paste to as many companies as possible.
Ave: So what're you doing these days?
Ben: Back to being a conslutant
Ave: Oh?
Ben: We just sold the same project to 5 different companies.
I'm recycling so much material for the next few projects, it's just consluting.
Ben: Back to being a conslutant
Ave: Oh?
Ben: We just sold the same project to 5 different companies.
I'm recycling so much material for the next few projects, it's just consluting.
by ylisa September 28, 2009
Get the Conslutant mug.by kp-dog August 31, 2012
Get the Conslutant mug.Someone who has no work life balance and has sold their soul to the company, like consultants tend to.
by JK_Dancer October 6, 2016
Get the conslutant mug.The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over.
The above definition, for instance, has 180 characters. After applying the Wadsworth Constant, we skip over 52 characters (29%). The definition now reads,
"the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over."
"the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over."
by ShigalHammoud October 2, 2011
Get the Wadsworth Constant mug.Abbreviation for 'Associate Consultant', some bullshit job title to give younger employees a false sense of hope that their job means something. Commonly found in rural consultancies in St. Ives. Sometimes loaned out sexually to clients to secure deals.
Client: 'The proposal is pretty good, but the quote is too high'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'
by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2016
Get the Ass. Consultant mug.The Karpathy constant is one of the best learning rates for the popular Adam (deep neural network) optimizer. It is defined as η = 3e-4. The actual symbol for the constant is α_k.
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