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John Copter
n. The greatest person ever created. No reason to why they are the greatest or even who the person is. Some say it is Clint Eastwood. Some say it's a boy living in Michigan. But know one knows for sure.
Hey man take out the trash for me!
No fuck off i dont gotta
Who do you think you are?! John Copter or something?! motherfucker you just might be...
You know it bitch!
No fuck off i dont gotta
Who do you think you are?! John Copter or something?! motherfucker you just might be...
You know it bitch!
John Copter by Hutman93 August 17, 2009
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The John Cooper School
A private school in The Woodlands, TX. Students are given outrageous amounts of homework, expected to follow an unattractive dress code, and also to follow several inconvenient and sometimes unnecessary rules.Tuition is very high, and scholarships are difficult as well as general admission tests (although several students clearly bribed their way to admission). A large percentage of students have been brainwashed into believing going to the same school with the same 50-100 classmates per grade for up to 14 years and having no life outside of school is really, really fun.
Student A: I love going to The John Cooper School!
Student B: Yeah, me too! I just love having my computer monitored and getting Saturday detentions for not tucking my shirt in. I also love it when my backpack falls on the floor and I have to go to detention again because the hallway isn't clear.
Student B: Yeah, me too! I just love having my computer monitored and getting Saturday detentions for not tucking my shirt in. I also love it when my backpack falls on the floor and I have to go to detention again because the hallway isn't clear.
The John Cooper School by manateeshoppingspree December 16, 2011
John Cooper School
Not entirely a an exclusive K-12 preportary school where rich preppy kids who get Louis Vuitton bags for their 16th birthday, has at least one BMW in the garage, and has cleaning and lawn maintenence service. Household income is a key admissions indicator. Roflcopter posession is mandatory.
Not everyone is rich and preppy. Not everyone gets Louis Vuitton bags, EVER. Most people DO NOT own a BMW, and some people work very hard to go to the school.
Sure it is a wealthier school, but not everyone is a rude, obnoxious, filthy rich person.
Not everyone is rich and preppy. Not everyone gets Louis Vuitton bags, EVER. Most people DO NOT own a BMW, and some people work very hard to go to the school.
Sure it is a wealthier school, but not everyone is a rude, obnoxious, filthy rich person.
A- Dude, that girl from the John Cooper School was actually really nice!
B- I know! She wasnt obnoxious or preppy!
A- I guess us people at public school were wrong!
B- I guess so man, maybe we should apologize...
B- I know! She wasnt obnoxious or preppy!
A- I guess us people at public school were wrong!
B- I guess so man, maybe we should apologize...
John Cooper School by NICE_PERSON December 31, 2009
john cooper school
An exclusive K-12 preportary school where rich preppy kids who get Louis Vuitton bags for their 16th birthday, has at least one BMW in the garage, and has cleaning and lawn maintenence service. Household income is a key admissions indicator. Roflcopter posession is mandatory.
Also pronounced John Cupper if you are mentally deficient
Also pronounced John Cupper if you are mentally deficient
john cooper school by I.P. April 30, 2006
the john cooper school
due to economy and expensive addition towards their new high class, state-of-the-art preforming arts center, now an *exclusive* preK-12 preparatory school, where parents pay $12,00 tuition a year located in The Woodlands.
known by kids at The Woodlands High School (voted the most snobbiest school in America by David Letterman) as "that snobby, smart, rich kid school"
A school where starting at the age of 10, kids first phones are iphones and droids, 14 year girls get their hair bleached and get spray tans, every single boy in the school has an xbox 360, and only top, name brand clothes are worn.
in carpool line, all you see are bmws, audis, escalades, and other ridiculously priced sports cars.
youve known everybody since kindergarten, and their parents, and their dogs.
by the 6th grade, all girls, and boys, go to professional hair salons
everyones perfect at everything, because thats coopers reputation
where soulja boy and kyle massey go to your birthday parties and you dont even care, and if you dont have a dj, you're poor
you live in carlton woods, and if you dont, well youre family is still a member
otherwise known as Hell.
known by kids at The Woodlands High School (voted the most snobbiest school in America by David Letterman) as "that snobby, smart, rich kid school"
A school where starting at the age of 10, kids first phones are iphones and droids, 14 year girls get their hair bleached and get spray tans, every single boy in the school has an xbox 360, and only top, name brand clothes are worn.
in carpool line, all you see are bmws, audis, escalades, and other ridiculously priced sports cars.
youve known everybody since kindergarten, and their parents, and their dogs.
by the 6th grade, all girls, and boys, go to professional hair salons
everyones perfect at everything, because thats coopers reputation
where soulja boy and kyle massey go to your birthday parties and you dont even care, and if you dont have a dj, you're poor
you live in carlton woods, and if you dont, well youre family is still a member
otherwise known as Hell.
a typical the john cooper school convo
G: omg you're new vintage coach purse is so cute!
A: it was only 700$
G: oh nevermind, its ugly
G: omg you're new vintage coach purse is so cute!
A: it was only 700$
G: oh nevermind, its ugly
the john cooper school by feahjeavmeaop June 29, 2010
John Cooper School
A college prep located in The Woodlands. Supposedly a rich, preppy, snobby school for people who are rich, snobby and most likely preppy.
A wealthier school, yes, and with the typically rich and snobby people who think they are above society and the rule. Many recieve scholarships to attend, or are offered financial support to pay the fees.
People who attend John Cooper are usually very nice and is basically no different than any other public school. It has every kind of person, wether they are short or tall, rich or poor, emo or prep, it is no different.
A wealthier school, yes, and with the typically rich and snobby people who think they are above society and the rule. Many recieve scholarships to attend, or are offered financial support to pay the fees.
People who attend John Cooper are usually very nice and is basically no different than any other public school. It has every kind of person, wether they are short or tall, rich or poor, emo or prep, it is no different.
A- Yo that sweet sixteen was so John Cooper School Yo!
B- Dude! It didn't have Soulja Boy playing though! It was just a average party!
A- Yeah... I heard of one kid who had him though!
B- Yeah, that kid went to OUR school!
B- Dude! It didn't have Soulja Boy playing though! It was just a average party!
A- Yeah... I heard of one kid who had him though!
B- Yeah, that kid went to OUR school!
John Cooper School by Truth_Speaker January 4, 2010
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