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Cootergating 

The equivalent to a cock-block but used to describe the act of a female preventing another female from getting her cooter serviced
I thought they were my best friends, but at the beach party they kept cootergating me!
Cootergating by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

Cootergawk 

A male who suddenly approaches unsuspecting women in a public places to follow and observe them in order to achieve self satisfaction. Often wears sunglasses and pretends to talk on telephone as not to be caught.
Greg stopped working so he could cootergawk several women walking to the bathroom.
Cootergawk by FDOT May 18, 2016

cooterwagon 

Dirts that have to get in their car "dukes of hazzard" style at the gas station after buying cigarettes for a friend that tried but was too young!
Tonya had to cooterwagon quickly at the Crawfordsville Shell station.
cooterwagon by natalie sloan March 7, 2005

Cooterbag 

A gross hairy stinky vagina.
She has a cooterbag!
Cooterbag by Lala9183 October 8, 2016

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026