cooterwagon

Dirts that have to get in their car "dukes of hazzard" style at the gas station after buying cigarettes for a friend that tried but was too young!

Tonya had to cooterwagon quickly at the Crawfordsville Shell station.

by natalie sloan March 7, 2005

cooterbacon

1. The flabby and excess skin* between the vagina lips. It has no feeling, and often tastes really salty and pisslike.

2. The type of vagina that many people do not like.

*Note: The excess skin does indeed resemble uncooked, or raw bacon.

That girl over there, I got with her at this rockin' party, but she had a pound of cooterbacon!

by M4ttttttt March 24, 2007

cooterbacon

A grotesque-looking flab of skin in the vaginal area that is commonly believed to resemble a piece of uncooked bacon.

Melanie has to have about four pounds of cooterbacon on her vagina.

by Kellie Truong December 16, 2008