cooterwagon 

Dirts that have to get in their car "dukes of hazzard" style at the gas station after buying cigarettes for a friend that tried but was too young!

Tonya had to cooterwagon quickly at the Crawfordsville Shell station.

cooterwagon by natalie sloan March 7, 2005

cooterbacon 

1. The flabby and excess skin* between the vagina lips. It has no feeling, and often tastes really salty and pisslike.

2. The type of vagina that many people do not like.

*Note: The excess skin does indeed resemble uncooked, or raw bacon.

That girl over there, I got with her at this rockin' party, but she had a pound of cooterbacon!

cooterbacon by M4ttttttt March 24, 2007

cooterbacon 

A grotesque-looking flab of skin in the vaginal area that is commonly believed to resemble a piece of uncooked bacon.

Melanie has to have about four pounds of cooterbacon on her vagina.

cooterbacon by Kellie Truong December 16, 2008