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A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?
Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!
Cooterade by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014
Cotebag
/kōt bag/

1. A stalker or someone who harrases other people. (usually online) also see: 'Steve Cote' of Leominster, Massachusetts.

2. A lowlife.

3. A mentally disturbed or disabled individual who is addicted to, obsessively and repeatedly; abuses others for days, weeks, years at a time.

4. Someone who is unable to see or accept their own faults.

5. A liar

6. A bum

7. Someone who is either unemployed or unemployable.

8. A failed politician

9. A psychopath

10. An asshole

11. A retard

12. To be retarded

13. Someone who is racist

14. A person who would insult Jesus Christ himself. This would also include insults toward your mother, your family and personal attacks.

15. An immature boy who deflects his own faults and deep, dark, dimwitted, depression onto others in the form of hatred.
That guy is a real cotebag
Cotebag by Speak'n.da.Truth August 16, 2020

Cornerbag Blues 

When the amount of pot that you have left fills the corner of your baggie, usually about a days worth is left. Its consistency resembles a dry powder, not the soft, stinky nuggets they once were.
I need to call Mr. Nice Guy and get some chronic before I run out. I got a serious case of the Cornerbag Blues.
Cornerbag Blues by The Lucas J March 27, 2009

cooterfall 

When a girl scooches up and leans with her legs open toward the faucet in the shower and turns the water on, creating an awesome feeling in the whole cooter region. Combines "waterfall + "cooter," and is often first discovered by younger girls in their baths.
"I was really horny when I was a kid, so I ran a cooterfall until I had a cootergasm."

cootercake 

The unpleasant residue that builds up in a vagina caused by the absence of routine vaginal cleansing after sex.
The man refused to go down on his wife due to her cootercake.
cootercake by Vickdachick February 13, 2007

cooteague 

An anagram describing when two or more co-workers (colleagues) are suddenly absent on the same day due to cooties. This may be from the fact that they work together (or are best friends) on a daily basis and contracted the same bug (cooties).
Person 1: Where's Billy Bob?
Person 2: He's out for the day.
Person 1: Weird, because Billy Ray is also out for the day; they do work together so they probably came down with cooteague.
Person 2: Yeah bro, so where are the TPS reports?
cooteague by Gabriel_1_ November 10, 2007
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Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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