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poopportunity

1. A place where you have the opportunity to poop.
2. The chance to take the hardest-core of a poop
Kendall: Oh crap! I can't hold in my poop any longer!
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.

Cropportunity 

a favorable juncture of circumstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.
My boss never passes up a cropportunity, he is a true cropportunist.
Cropportunity by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

Chopportunity 

An opportunity currently disguised as a challenge.
How are we going to grow our business with so many challenges? Those aren't challenges. Each one is a chopportunity!
Chopportunity by Ricksorce May 27, 2016

crapportunity 

n. 1. A lackluster alternative given the poor selection of choices. 2. A poor set of options. 3. An action taken where there is a high probability that bad results will occur; a misadventure or folly. 4. Unfortunate circumstances of any kind; bad luck. Results from a contraction of the words "crappy" and "opportunity".
Thanks for the crapportunity to work for minimum wage, at a job I hate, where nobody likes me, and the boss yells at me, everyday. FML.
crapportunity by Bayofcrabs July 25, 2009

poopportunity

A meal that lends itself to a good bowel movement. Similar to roughage or fiber, but with a postive spin.
I could use a good poopportunity, I think I'm going to go with a salad tonight.
poopportunity by seaglass May 3, 2006

cockportunity 

1. Portmanteau of the words cock and opportunity; a circumstance which increases one's chances of getting laid.
cockportunity
What are you blind? There are tons of cockportunities out there tonight, you just need to know how to utilize them.