Coopportunity
Coopportunity by the wiss January 11, 2011
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poopportunity
Kendall: Oh crap! I can't hold in my poop any longer!
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.
poopportunity by VicsterLovesLil June 20, 2011
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Cropportunity
a favorable juncture of circumstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.
Cropportunity by J-STATZ February 8, 2010
Chopportunity
How are we going to grow our business with so many challenges? Those aren't challenges. Each one is a chopportunity!
Chopportunity by Ricksorce May 27, 2016
crapportunity
n. 1. A lackluster alternative given the poor selection of choices. 2. A poor set of options. 3. An action taken where there is a high probability that bad results will occur; a misadventure or folly. 4. Unfortunate circumstances of any kind; bad luck. Results from a contraction of the words "crappy" and "opportunity".
Thanks for the crapportunity to work for minimum wage, at a job I hate, where nobody likes me, and the boss yells at me, everyday. FML.
crapportunity by Bayofcrabs July 25, 2009
poopportunity
A meal that lends itself to a good bowel movement. Similar to roughage or fiber, but with a postive spin.
poopportunity by seaglass May 3, 2006
cockportunity
1. Portmanteau of the words cock and opportunity; a circumstance which increases one's chances of getting laid.
cockportunity
What are you blind? There are tons of cockportunities out there tonight, you just need to know how to utilize them.
What are you blind? There are tons of cockportunities out there tonight, you just need to know how to utilize them.
cockportunity by andrewfrombk May 11, 2010
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