copporitunity

The chance to cop a feel

peppers butts

"Hey man did you just grab my ass?"
"Yeah, I took the copporitunity"

by P-p-p-pepper January 3, 2016

Cropportunity

a favorable juncture of circumstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.

My boss never passes up a cropportunity, he is a true cropportunist.

by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

Chopportunity

An opportunity currently disguised as a challenge.

How are we going to grow our business with so many challenges? Those aren't challenges. Each one is a chopportunity!

by Ricksorce May 27, 2016

Chopportunity

An opportunity for one to sell some drugs.

Tyrone: Yo man, look at that those two black guys coming down the street.
G: Yeah yo thats a chopportunity if I've ever seen one.
Tyrone: I bet i could chop all these rocks to those fools!

by juz098 June 22, 2010

Coopportunity

An abbreviation for an opportunity to cooperate.

Why don't you two scallywags work together on this coopportunity.

by the wiss January 11, 2011

Comportunity

The opportunity to have a convo with someone you would never approach.

Sally had a great comportunity with the head of the research department Saturday (I wish I had her style sense).

Jim loves it when he wears his college football team logo tee to the park because it gives him comportunites with the hotties.

by WordPictureArtist March 28, 2019

cropportunity

A situation where one discovers a picture would be much more attractive with one or more individuals removed.

Me: I really like this picture, but Michael's in it.

Joe: What a perfect cropportunity.
Me: Done and Done.

by cmaggie07 March 13, 2010