crapportunity 

n. 1. A lackluster alternative given the poor selection of choices. 2. A poor set of options. 3. An action taken where there is a high probability that bad results will occur; a misadventure or folly. 4. Unfortunate circumstances of any kind; bad luck. Results from a contraction of the words "crappy" and "opportunity".

Thanks for the crapportunity to work for minimum wage, at a job I hate, where nobody likes me, and the boss yells at me, everyday. FML.

crapportunity by Bayofcrabs July 25, 2009

Cropportunity 

a favorable juncture of circumstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.

My boss never passes up a cropportunity, he is a true cropportunist.

Cropportunity by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

Chopportunity 

An opportunity currently disguised as a challenge.

How are we going to grow our business with so many challenges? Those aren't challenges. Each one is a chopportunity!

Chopportunity by Ricksorce May 27, 2016

Window of Craportunity

The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.

JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.

Window of Craportunity by Paulley D. July 9, 2012

Chopportunity 

An opportunity for one to sell some drugs.

Tyrone: Yo man, look at that those two black guys coming down the street.
G: Yeah yo thats a chopportunity if I've ever seen one.
Tyrone: I bet i could chop all these rocks to those fools!

Chopportunity by juz098 June 22, 2010

Clapportunity 

The opportunity to destroy someone in all aspects.

This is a Clapportunity of a lifetime.

Clapportunity by Degrees June 10, 2018

Coopportunity 

An abbreviation for an opportunity to cooperate.

Why don't you two scallywags work together on this coopportunity.

Coopportunity by the wiss January 11, 2011