crapportunity

n. 1. A lackluster alternative given the poor selection of choices. 2. A poor set of options. 3. An action taken where there is a high probability that bad results will occur; a misadventure or folly. 4. Unfortunate circumstances of any kind; bad luck. Results from a contraction of the words "crappy" and "opportunity".

Thanks for the crapportunity to work for minimum wage, at a job I hate, where nobody likes me, and the boss yells at me, everyday. FML.