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Coongress by Daryl Sadowski January 15, 2009
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Congress
Congress by The Daily Show April 29, 2013
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Congressional Calculator
The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010
Congressed
Getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed. Made popular by the complete decimation of the India's Congress political party in national elections.
Congressed by bora_am May 19, 2014
Suspended Congress
The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.
Suspended Congress by Leah1234 September 24, 2011
congressman's coffee
If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
congressman's coffee by mamma murder August 24, 2010
Congressional Medal of Boner
The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).
Congressional Medal of Boner by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012
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