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CoolHand 

evil genius bent on ruling the world. Started his evil plot by practicing taking over the Mlive.com Lions board. Uses the devious trick of seemly being a "cool" poster that likes to joke around. Actually uses his legions of "pet buttmonkey's" to do his bidding and bring other posters into line that might stray from his evil plan. Not to be underestimated!
MrCarl, I, CoolHand, the evil genius future ruler of the world, command you, my loyal right hand buttmonkey, to lay the smack down on that LionsFanatic guy for questioning me! Here's your bananna.
CoolHand by arlander December 14, 2004

cool hand luke 

A famous 1967 film starring Paul Newman, based on the novel by Donn Pearce. In it Newman's character Luke was sent to a jail in the south for taking the heads off of parking meters. He seems enigmatic and standoffish to his fellow inmates but eventually gains their respect and even their adoration. He gains the nickname "Cool Hand Luke" because he'll fight when he has nothing to fight with (you'll understand if you've seen the film. The movie was a powerful metaphor for how being different from others can be very painful, not because you're a freak, but because they don't understand you. Newman stated that 'Cool Hand Luke' had one of the best movie scripts he'd ever read. Recieved an Oscar nomination for Best Screenplay adaptation.
'Cool Hand Luke' was also the originator of the phrase "What we have here is a failure to communicate."
cool hand luke by India_Williams October 4, 2004

cool hand luke 

to act outside of the conforms of society. To be an outlaw, bad ass, (John Wayne).
In refrence to Paul Newmans Character Luke in the movie Cool Hand Luke who refused to follow the rules of society or prison.
Why can't you just be normal mike, your always acting all cool hand luke and shit.

I'm the only cool hand luke left in this town.
cool hand luke by sleadhead33 January 6, 2008

Cool Hand Luke Job 

Receiving a hand job while watching the film Cool Hand Luke.
-Dude how was movie night with Janelle?
--It was sweet, especially when I got a Cool Hand Luke Job!

cool hand luke 

A movie in the 60's starring paul newman. Theres this scene with this hot chick washing a car. mmmm.....soap
I saw cool hand luke, now I want to go to prison!

coolmandude545 

A person who gets mad when people post pictures of him online without permission but he does it himself without permission
coolmandude545 cheese slice
coolmandude545 by ForsakenCH October 2, 2020
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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