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A very dangerous disease that currently can't be cured. It will destroy your immune system until even a cold can kill you.

Contrary to what most of these homophobic twelve-year-olds added as the definition, AIDS can be aquired through any form of sex with a carrier. In fact, you don't even have to have sex. Just sharing blood or drinking breastmilk (This applies to everyone, not just babies) can give you AIDS.
Homophobic Middle Schoolers should learn a little bit more about AIDS before they add some retarded definition to Urban Dictionary.
by Black Angel May 15, 2004

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Law & Order is considered by many to be one of the greatest TV shows ever created. It has had at least 300 episodes, yet they are all interesting and original in their own special way. Not like the shitty new episodes of The Simpsons
On Law & Order last night, there was a serial killer who committed necrophilia with his victims. Now that's entertainment.
by Black Angel December 03, 2003

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Very annoying new user, refuses to learn basic board rules before signing up.
Man, that guy keeps disrespecting the vets. He's really acting like a n00b.
by Black Angel October 11, 2003

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Easily the best comic strip ever made, however, Calvin and Hobbes is a close second. Written by Gary Larson, it is unfortunate that many people don't pay attention to The Far Side because some (Or most) of the jokes are difficult to grasp and require a semi-insane mind to laugh at.
One of the most controversial Far Side comics had alligators gathered around an old-fashioned washtub with a caption that read "Bobbing for poodles". Little did most people know that Larson had another caption in mind: "Bobbing for babies".
by Black Angel June 08, 2004

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Asshole human person; usually not much smarter than an actual pile of shit.
Bob told me I sucked, so I called him a shitsack. Little bitch ran home crying.
by Black Angel November 14, 2003

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A person who is n00bish because in reality they are mentally retarded. They don't act stupid to annoy people, they ARE stupid and probably don't mean to piss people off. In all honesty, it's impossible to tell who's a n00b and who's a r00b unless you know them in real life.
I thought Rob was a n00b who liked bugging people until I met him. Turns out he's really a r00b.
by Black Angel November 03, 2003

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Roughly translates to "The Devil's Son". Draculya is the name Vlad Tepes (Tepes stands for "The Impaler", a name Vlad truly deserved) gave himself when he became ruler of Romania. He was horrifically cruel to his people, and committed atrocities that rival Adolf Hitler's.

Soon after becoming king of Romania, Vlad Tepes held a massive banquet for the homeless people of his kingdom. While these starving, half-dead people ate, Vlad had all exits from the banquet hall sealed and then ordered it to be burned to ashes. This brutal act killed over 10,000 people, but that was only the beginning.

As expected, the evil Vlad wound up facing war with a rival kingdom. Not wanted to be defeated, he prepared a little surprise for the raiders from the other kingdom. As the raiders marched up to Vlad's castle, they discovered something horrifying. Vlad Tepes had had over 20,000 of his own people killed and set up in a grim "Forest of the Impaled". Not surprisingly, the opposing army retreated out of sheer terror of Vlad. This brutal act is partly how he became hated even more than his own father.

When he wasn't torturing people, Vlad liked to relax by eating a snack... while watching people tortured right in front of him. He would be known for stopping the torture so he could dip some food in the person's blood for a little flavoring.

Eventually, Bram Stoker read about what Vlad did and decided to write a story in a similar vein. Want to know the name of his story?

Draculya is truly the devil's son.
by Black Angel June 15, 2004

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