Cookies & Creme

When a man ejaculates into an Oreo™ cookie and forces himself to eat it whilst dipping it into a cup of his own "milk".

Jackson was so hungry and horny last night that he did a Cookies & Creme on himself.

by Problemo Pan February 4, 2021

Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme

Chocola-ified unicorns and rainbows and butterflies :)

Girl 1: What is that?
Girl 2:*eating hershey's cookies 'n' creme* It's Hershey's cookies 'n'creme of course!
Girl 1: What does it taste like?
Girl 2: Chocola-ified unicorns and rainbows and butterflies
Girl 1: I want some!
Girl 2: No, get your own!

by Hersheylover247 October 25, 2011

cookies and creme

when a woman is eating a cookie and a man shoves his penis in her mouth and cums...hence "cookies and creme"

Do you want me to add some creme to that cookie Namcy? It will taste better...

That night John gave Nancy and wonderful taste of cookies and creme!!! WOOT WOOT :)

by YoWanda April 3, 2009

sour salty creme cookies

A word to describe a bad smelling room, this is used in place of a no no word that rhythms with Gas, ex. the room smells like *Gas* this word is used by Lucas, Katherine, home depot, and any other spiritual beings

"this room smells like sour salty creme cookies" says lucas. MR (im not goin g to write his last name so we will call him Mr creme cookies) said " lucas did you get any work done while I was away." lucas says " you really think I did work?" (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ and scene ♥

by Mr. HomeDepotTheThird November 18, 2019

Cookies and Creamer

The act of while having sex with a female, the male pulls out and just before he ejaculates he squats over the woman's face and proceeds to take a shit while simultaneously pointing his boner at her cheeks/lower chin and shooting his cum all over her face. The result is that the female's face is covered in shit and cum, which she must then lick off of her face. For the shit and cum mix that she cannot lick off her face, the woman must wipe it onto an ice cream cone and slowly lick it until she has eaten it all.

My girlfriend was bitching because I wouldn't buy her an ice-cream when we were at the pool so when we got home I gave her a Cookies and Creamer and that seemed to shut her up for several weeks. Literally, she didn't say a word to anyone for two weeks after.

by Phickle Dude January 18, 2011

cookies and creamed

when ur fucking a girl in the pussy and she cums and shits at the same time

awe man, you just cookies and creamed on me.

by daddycucumber6969 June 15, 2016

Cookie and creme

It's when you're both a vanilla and a kinky person

Gf: babe am I a vanilla or a kinky person?
Bf: you're a cookie and creme hun

by PixelPaula February 10, 2019