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The idea that porn is the sole purpose of ones existence and that usually people under this ideology usually tend to beat their dick like David Pelzer gets ragdolled by his mother.
I fucking hate coomerism -Marshall
Coomerism by TrickByTrade December 6, 2020

cooperstown 

A drinking town with a baseball problem.
Lets go to Cooperstown to see the Cardiff Giant...
cooperstown by lennonite June 14, 2006

coolerest 

the term of being cooler than the coolest
Valery is the coolerest of all !
coolerest by JayWuxD March 1, 2009

cooterfister 

1. One who enjoys the act of placing his/her fist in a cooter.

2. One who finds pleasure in the act of cooterfisting.
"Dude, Derek I put my hand in the palace of pleasure!"
"Oh Justin...you cooterfister."
cooterfister by D-Smoov December 6, 2006

Cooperstown 

A place worth getting away from. However, a high percentage of the teenagers that grow up here eventually move back later in their life.
Seventeen Year Old: "I'm going to college and never looking back."
Fifteen Years Later: "Cooperstown was kid-friendly. I should raise my family there."
Cooperstown by collegebound69 April 17, 2011
They watched the young cookist as he was cooking in the kitchen.
cookist by Google user 12345 July 23, 2016