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The idea that porn is the sole purpose of ones existence and that usually people under this ideology usually tend to beat their dick like David Pelzer gets ragdolled by his mother.
I fucking hate coomerism -Marshall
Coomerism by TrickByTrade December 6, 2020

Coopers field 

A large park in the centre of Cardiff. This beautiful location's scenery is often made redundant each and every Summer by hopeless drunken children of the "Emo" culture furiously vomiting over eachother whilst dry-humping anything in sight, homeless people included. Other dwellers of this otherwise wonderful park include "Chavs" that synonymously place themselves in public view with the "Emos". Where the "Emos" consider this place to be a public brewery, breeding ground and liquid vomitarium, the "Chavs" have a slightly different agenda. These track-suit tossers hunt the vulnerable prey that is the "Emo" by advancing from behind at roughly 2pm (By this time 95% of the "Emos" are paralytic) and stealing whatever the under-aged victim may be carrying so that they may return home to Ely by 8pm to purchase crack from a 36 year old mother of 274 children. More often than not this usually resorts to violence.

The less popular "functional family with 2.43989 children and a chihuahua / celestial horned aardvark" can be found scattered around the park brandishing plastic cutlery and various sandwiches and home-made pastries. These creatures tend to flee from the area within twenty minutes or so after being plonked on the bonce repeatedly with a half empty bottle of white storm by one of the intoxicated natives.
Safe bro. Me and Flipper Bill just "scored a draw" off Blodwin in Smallmans, wanna come to the blue shop and buy some motor oil so we can get "steamin'" and "block-up" in the doggin' tree about three thousand miles into Coopers field and perhaps steel a "peng" emos tampons brev? *insert incomprehendable local slang to finish the conversation"... Nice one
Coopers field by Jumpedbyparrots January 13, 2011

Coopersvillian 

People who live in the trash town Coopersville, nearly 95% of Coopersville runs rampid with them. Truely live up to the definition of Red Neck.A bunch of small town junkies that are air headed and simple minded, they think that milking cows and smoking weed one time makes them bad ass. WARNING stay away, bunch of wannabe gangster trying to spread the herps.
Coopersvillian: Yo there, are you coming to the outhouse races on saturday?

Strager: whats that?

Coopersvillian: Get to decorate them outhouses and race em down main street, or ya can enter the Toliet Lid decorating contest! I like to do em both
Coopersvillian by Zeppelin4ever December 8, 2010

copperstain

Copperstain is the discolorization of skin pigment on the pucker region of a bunghole.

Copperstain is the result of both having the rectum reamed too hard during anal sex by having cock thrown allupinzoid & the inadequate wiping techniques of the sphincter after taking a dump leaving turd smears that cause Copperstain !

There are now Copper anus bleaching cosmetic products & services available to stop Copperstain !
1) The dirty ho got Copperstain on her anus !

2) Wipe your stinking sphincter bitch, before you get a case of Copperstain that you cant bleach out !

3) Have you checked for Copperstain lately ?

4) Dime size Copper is acceptable, pancake size is YUCK !

5) Got Copper ?
copperstain by Cop September 22, 2006

cooperstown 

A drinking town with a baseball problem.
Lets go to Cooperstown to see the Cardiff Giant...
cooperstown by lennonite June 14, 2006

copperitis 

a disease that makes it harder people to type correctly without making spelling mistakes
"did yuo see taht new movie taht camr out todat"

"seeing your message it looks like you are suffering from copperitis"
copperitis by gonzalo_kebab December 20, 2021