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Cook Sourced 

When someone steals something of yours, then expects you to thank them for it.
"But honestly Monica, the web is considered "public domain" and you should be happy we just didn't "lift" your whole article and put someone else's name on it! It happens a lot, clearly more than you are aware of... If you took offence and are unhappy, I am sorry, but you as a professional should know that the article we used written by you was in very bad need of editing, and is much better now than was originally. Now it will work well for your portfolio. For that reason, I have a bit of a difficult time with your requests for monetary gain... We put some time into rewrites, you should compensate me! I never charge young writers for advice or rewriting poorly written pieces, and have many who write for me... ALWAYS for free!" -- letter to blogger Monica Gaudio over the theft of her article from the thief

Monica... ya dun been cook sourced.
Words you can keep

cooksource 

To fail to give or trace the source for while conducting oneself in a self-righteous manner.

Related forms:

cooksourcing, cooksourced
"I had to cooksource my research paper to meet the deadline. The dude I stole it from should be grateful that I'm using his work."

Synonyms:
1. plagiarize

2. rip off
cooksource by theEdmo November 5, 2010

cooksourced 

Plagiarizing content and republishing it as your own, as Cooks Source magazine allegedly did to blogger Monica Gaudio, as recounted on her Live Journal.

Bonus points if you also tell the person you lifted the work from that they should be grateful to you for editing their original.
-Dude! You can't turn that paper into to your comparative web class. You cooksourced it from Daring Fireball.

--Yes, but I edited that jerks words and made it better, so it's all good.
cooksourced by Guy Grand November 5, 2010

Cookssourced 

To reprint or reproduce, with attribution and while adding mistakes, a copyrighted work. If confronted by the owner of the creative work, it is customary to demand payment from them for the added errors.
I know. It's already been Cookssourced. In a New Yorker cartoon. I have to pay them $10 because they spelled my name wrong.
Cookssourced by indignantwriter November 5, 2010

cooksource 

To blatantly plagiarize content for your own use.
I've got a long article to write for tomorrow, but I'm so tired I think I'll just cooksource it.
cooksource by Billsources November 5, 2010

cooksource 

To plagiarize without shame from an internet author, as Cooks Source online magazine did from Monica Gaudio. Cooks Sourceā€˜s October 2010 issue contained a copy of Gaudio's article "A Tale of Two Tarts," re-edited and named "As American As Apple Pie-Isn't."

The editor of Cooks Source, Judith Griggs, refused the Gaudio's request for an apology on Facebook, a printed apology in the magazine and $130 donation (which turns out to be about $0.10 per word of the original article) to be given to the Columbia School of Journalism.
You totally cooksourced that movie description from IMDB. We can't use it- they'd sue us!
cooksource by Valgirl November 6, 2010

cooksource 

Infringing on copyright and then attempting to get paid for publicity.
I don't have time to write my own articles, maybe I'll just cooksource it and earn a buck!
cooksource by JGrig November 5, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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