Convertigo

The lost sometimes embarrassing feeling of not being able to follow the Shul service.

noun.

Forbes Whitehead experienced a feeling of convertigo when men davening in unision turned to greet the Shabbos Queen, while he faced straight ahead.

by Ohiso.com July 19, 2008

Covertigout

Covertigout is a made up disease which effects the brain tricking the host into believing they are being singled out and not required to show up to work. Often times the host will files numerous complaints with their boss or HR.

He hasn’t been to work in a few months now, he’s still suffering from that covertigout ever since he didn’t get his way.

by KingSlayer2021 August 11, 2021

Geneva Convention

A set of optional guidelines set up after World War 2. Some people refere to them as the Geneva Suggestions

George:"hey you cant just cluster bomb an orphanage, thats against the Geneva Convention!"

Mad Man:"Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestions!"

by NutNibbler5000 June 17, 2020

Geneva convention

A fun to do list

The geneva convention is a fun to do list

by luisthewoz December 12, 2020

Dry Lunch Convention

A meeting or party where the people all lack charisma and banter.

Greg: How was the Christmas party last night?
Terence: It was shit mate, total dry lunch convention.

by Cheesed1ck December 5, 2019

Dababy convertible

this is a word that is very popular. it is dababy but a convertible

person 1: Look at my new car!
person 2: YOOOO Is that dababy convertible?
person 1: LESSSSS GOOOOO!!!

by IWantBigDead April 9, 2021

Jimmy Dean convention

A social event with far more males in attendance than females, i.e. a sausage-fest.

We went to the bar last night and it was like a damned Jimmy Dean convention in there.

by Count de Monet April 3, 2009