Contraduction

The opposite of production. In contrast to the things we produce and production.
Comes from the word production. The opposite of pro is contra, so: Contraduction.

“So my friend is starting this new company based on Contraduction”
“You mean contradiction?”
“Noo man, contraduction. It’s the opposite of producing. It is a way of becoming aware of your production and mainly learn how to break down the products you make, in the right way. It is contradicting to production, hence contraduction”

by skittapomper December 13, 2022

Cuntradiction

A cuntradiction is when someone says that it couldn't care less about something but their actions display the complete opposite.

If you don't care about cb radio why did you just spend nearly $500 on a new antenna. Isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Isn't it a complete cuntradiction that you talk about channel 3 and the people on it every day, but say that you don't care about it?
If you say you never go to channel 3 but are heard on there regularly, isn't that a complete cuntradiction?

by Kung Of The Duckheads September 14, 2019

Contradicting Contradiction

A reoccurring happening of two simultaneous events with the premise that both events are polar oppossites to one another, where the result of the matter is physically a stalemate but morally, one side prevails glaringly over the other.

Life is a mixture of Contradicting Contradictions, a mixture of Hope and Despair.
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by Oxxy_Montalvy November 13, 2016

Shit Contraction

Prior to taking a dump, you get horrible pains in your stomach. Those pains sometimes get so bad that you just want to lay on the ground and get into the fetal position.

Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.

Duder 1: Dude, hurry up in that bathroom, I have to take a dump!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!

by FoulMe January 4, 2012

cuntradiction

when a women does the opposite of what she says she'll do

"im going to town i'll be an hour" 6 hours later she comes home. what a cuntradiction

by reapernok March 6, 2009

Contractionitis

The inability to use contractions, often making the person sound long winded due to the over emphasizing of mundane points.

Brad can not, will not, and does not use contractions due to a severe case of contractionitis.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Congraduations

1)n.- specific expression of joy in the success of graduating.

2) n.- the act of congraduating

" CONGRADUATIONS!!!"

"It took a lot of work and six years, but, congraduations, my man!"

by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 17, 2009