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Cuntradiction

A cuntradiction is when someone says that it couldn't care less about something but their actions display the complete opposite.
If you don't care about cb radio why did you just spend nearly $500 on a new antenna. Isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Isn't it a complete cuntradiction that you talk about channel 3 and the people on it every day, but say that you don't care about it?
If you say you never go to channel 3 but are heard on there regularly, isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
by Kung Of The Duckheads September 14, 2019
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cuntradiction

when a women does the opposite of what she says she'll do
"im going to town i'll be an hour" 6 hours later she comes home. what a cuntradiction
by reapernok March 6, 2009
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Contradicting Contradiction

A reoccurring happening of two simultaneous events with the premise that both events are polar oppossites to one another, where the result of the matter is physically a stalemate but morally, one side prevails glaringly over the other.
Life is a mixture of Contradicting Contradictions, a mixture of Hope and Despair.
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by Oxxy_Montalvy November 13, 2016
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Cuntreduction

When somebody is being excessively obnoxious and wont come to agreement.wont shut the fuck up and there doing alittle too much.
You know what u need a cuntreduction.
by Yaquione December 13, 2019
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Urban contradictionary

When someone thinks they know what a word means, they look it up on urban dictionary, and are presented with a word that is totally opposite of their expectations. (Also known as the entire site).
sean: "I went to urban dictionary and typed in 'wedding', and it came up with 'the procedure used to artificially inseminate cows'. WTF! they should call it urban CONTRAdictionary.
by Seanacious D November 29, 2010
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law of non-contradiction

The law of non-contradiction is one of the most important principles in the realm of logic.
Essentially, "two contradictory propositions cannot both be true at the same time in the same sense."
law of non-contradiction in a nutshell, Christians believe that salvation is through Jesus Christ alone, and Muslims believe that salvation is through Mohammed and Allah alone. ...
by rockwell13 August 19, 2006
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starburst contradiction

Made popular by the starburst commercial with the Korean Scot and Albino lifeguard. It's a person place or thing that in itself is a huge paradox. Trying to intrepret it will end up in a huge mind hack.
Red Sox and Yankees fan.

ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.

A hot computer engineer.

Someone who has a Mac AND a PC

Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.

A rapper politician.

-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!
by BYAAAA! November 30, 2010
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