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I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.
by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010
Get the Glass Pattern Baldnessmug. The most disgusting of beverages. Made taking a bottle (preferably plastic) of low end wine and pouring it into a pint glass filled with ice. Over dosages may cause the development of an eyebrow fetish.
After 5 or 6 glasses of ice wine, I can't help but have impure thoughts about that girl's eyebrows! I blame the plastic residue in the wine.
by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010
Get the Ice Winemug. Offending a woman with offensive, obnoxious, irritating, and generally tasteless comments, causing her to try to leave the area as quickly as possible.
He would be getting some if he could just keep his mouth shut and avoid zaneing off every girl that comes around with his horrible jokes.
by itsthatbradguy July 7, 2010
Get the Zaneing Offmug. A disease caused by overexposure to the music created by the band Def Leppard. Symptoms include bleeding eardrums, glazed over eyes, uncontrollable teeth grinding, feelings of rage, aggravation, and depression. Thoughts of suicide may occur in severe cases.
My asshole friend played the entire Hysteria album on our road trip. I feel like I'm in the later stages of Def Leprosy.
by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010
Get the Def Leprosymug. The inability to use contractions, often making the person sound long winded due to the over emphasizing of mundane points.
by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010
Get the Contractionitismug. That jerk couldn't find any other way to get going so he strapped a mirror to my head, he's such a self-absorbed sodomizer!
by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010
Get the Self-Absorbed Sodomizermug. by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010
Get the Depth Chargingmug.