itsthatbradguy's definitions

Def Leprosy

A disease caused by overexposure to the music created by the band Def Leppard. Symptoms include bleeding eardrums, glazed over eyes, uncontrollable teeth grinding, feelings of rage, aggravation, and depression. Thoughts of suicide may occur in severe cases.

My asshole friend played the entire Hysteria album on our road trip. I feel like I'm in the later stages of Def Leprosy.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Contractionitis

The inability to use contractions, often making the person sound long winded due to the over emphasizing of mundane points.

Brad can not, will not, and does not use contractions due to a severe case of contractionitis.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Glass Pattern Baldness

Premature balding found in test tube babies.

I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Zaneing Off

Offending a woman with offensive, obnoxious, irritating, and generally tasteless comments, causing her to try to leave the area as quickly as possible.

He would be getting some if he could just keep his mouth shut and avoid zaneing off every girl that comes around with his horrible jokes.

by itsthatbradguy July 7, 2010

Ice Wine

The most disgusting of beverages. Made taking a bottle (preferably plastic) of low end wine and pouring it into a pint glass filled with ice. Over dosages may cause the development of an eyebrow fetish.

After 5 or 6 glasses of ice wine, I can't help but have impure thoughts about that girl's eyebrows! I blame the plastic residue in the wine.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Self-Absorbed Sodomizer

Someone who tapes a mirror to the back of their partner's head during anal sex.

That jerk couldn't find any other way to get going so he strapped a mirror to my head, he's such a self-absorbed sodomizer!

by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010

Deep Sea Teepee

The incredibly obvious erection one gets when wearing a bathing suit that requires them to stay in the water to hide it until it subsides to avoid embarrassment.

I wanted to go lay on the beach after swimming in the ocean, but I was sporting a deep sea teepee from scoping chicks all afternoon and had to keep swimming.

by itsthatbradguy July 9, 2010