Contextiots 

Those who cannot understand context no matter how much they try. They take words and phrases at their bare bones meaning without taking into account the greater meaning hidden inside what has been said. Their understanding and assessment of conversation is very weak and jump to conclusions without trying to examine possible circumstances. These people usually cannot take a joke.

Those interns Jannis hired are complete and utter contextiots.

Contextiots by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

contentious 

tending to argument or strife; quarrelsome

Me and my ex broke up because she was to contentious

contentious by Bababooie May 25, 2008

Contentious 

A word your stupid friend uses from his word of the day calander to appear smarter than he actually is.

Contentious; A word used in the board game cranium <spell it backwards. One try>

Contentious by Strabs76 May 23, 2018

Contextionsy 

What the texture of something is made up of

The contextionsy of my hair was waxy after I put gel in

Contextionsy by Kateskate10 October 1, 2022

Contentious 

The reason I can’t be happy.

Hey you contentious bitch, wake the fuck up

Contentious by Wuuuhu February 17, 2022