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Contextiots 

Those who cannot understand context no matter how much they try. They take words and phrases at their bare bones meaning without taking into account the greater meaning hidden inside what has been said. Their understanding and assessment of conversation is very weak and jump to conclusions without trying to examine possible circumstances. These people usually cannot take a joke.
Those interns Jannis hired are complete and utter contextiots.
Contextiots by TKinfinity July 13, 2019
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contentious 

tending to argument or strife; quarrelsome
Me and my ex broke up because she was to contentious
contentious by Bababooie May 25, 2008
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Contentious 

A word your stupid friend uses from his word of the day calander to appear smarter than he actually is.
Contentious; A word used in the board game cranium <spell it backwards. One try>
Contentious by Strabs76 May 23, 2018

Contextionsy 

What the texture of something is made up of
The contextionsy of my hair was waxy after I put gel in
Contextionsy by Kateskate10 October 1, 2022

Contentious 

The reason I can’t be happy.
Hey you contentious bitch, wake the fuck up
Contentious by Wuuuhu February 17, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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