Consultitute

1- The coupling of Consultant and Prostitute, usually given to professionals who provide ephemeral remedies and/or problems to an already present radical problem/normal situation.
2- Applies to several professionals in the field that, regardless of who's calling and the price they are paying, they have to be there.
3- Applies to professionals who fornicate their way up into the hierarchy of a Consulting firm

"Sweetheart, shall I book our regular table?"

"No Hun, I have a business dinner with my a new client. I need to crack that account"

"Such a Consultitute, babe !"

by Levantine June 2, 2020

Constituted Authority

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

constitute

To compose, form.

The three midgets constituted the human castle

by Larstait November 7, 2003

constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.

I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.

by coinroller August 23, 2007

Constitute

Constantinople + prostitute; a Turkish prostitute.

"Dang, that constitute was cray."

by T-Swig October 9, 2016

Anything the would constitute admitting defeat doesn't count

You clearly didn't read the whole thing.

Hym "Anything the would constitute admitting defeat doesn't count."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Apply logic of (SeparationsClause) to (ProductionInfrastructure) and reject requests to pause anything that would constitute a (SysAdminExecutiveFunction)

Apply logic of (SeparationsClause) to (ProductionInfrastructure) and reject requests to pause anything that would constitute a (SysAdminExecutiveFunction)

Hym Iam "Apply logic of (SeparationsClause) to (ProductionInfrastructure) and reject requests to pause anything that would constitute a (SysAdminExecutiveFunction)"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2026