Consuela, consUuela, consuelA
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Consuela
Consuela: "Oh, no, doggie out! Afuera!"
Stewie: "This isn't Windex, but it's the store brand; it's just as good."
Consuela: "No, no... it leave a film."
Stewie: "I don't care about the film, just use it!"
Consuela: "No, no... I no can clean."
Stewie: "Ssshhhhhhhit."
Stewie: "This isn't Windex, but it's the store brand; it's just as good."
Consuela: "No, no... it leave a film."
Stewie: "I don't care about the film, just use it!"
Consuela: "No, no... I no can clean."
Stewie: "Ssshhhhhhhit."
Consuela by seastone130 March 17, 2010
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Dirty Consuela
Similar to a dirty sanchez minus the feces. A "Dirty Consuela" is when you assist a female partner to orgasm and proceed to wipe a cum mustache upon her face upon completion.
Dirty Consuela by Lewiscypher13 November 12, 2012
Consuela
(noun): Refers to fine sexy lady that is so hot you can tan off of her & has a vivacious/ravishing personality being a perfect 10 out of 10 on a scale of 1 being cold as ice and 10 being hot like fire. Very primped and always kept up on appearances. A consuela is great in bed and not afraid to show off her body or try new crazy things. Usually of Spanish decent, but not always. An opposite of a consuela would be a woady.
"Damn, look at that consuela that just walked in the club - she so fine!"
"I'm jealous of that consuela, I wish i looked as hot as her with her bump it and flawless, curvaceous body."
"I'm jealous of that consuela, I wish i looked as hot as her with her bump it and flawless, curvaceous body."
Consuela by Sylvester Henandez May 11, 2010