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Cork Board Conspiracist 

Someone who tries to link the smallest things together in a conspiracy theory, and most likely pins pictures of these things on a cork board and runs string between them to fuel the theory
Derek: Hey have you seen John recently?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?

global warming conspiracist 

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.
A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.

iPhone Conspiracies

If you’re googling this, it’s probably because of a Larry Stylinson reference. It refers to a clip of Louis Tomlinson where he compares the fan rumours of his and Harry Styles’ relationship, to conspiracies about iPhones. However the way he phrases it has led many “Larries” to believe he was lying. They believe it was a poorly attempted cover up. But oBviOuSlY 🙄 Larry isnt real.
(It’s not used in sentences other than to make jokes about bad liars)

For example: They were just friends
Larrie: iPhone Conspiracies 😃🤚

Conspirasist 

A low societal status person, who proves his place, by hilariously pretending elaborate hidden plans are set against him. As if they have to be.
Example: There is no greater example for population reduction, then the population reduction conspirasist.

Conspiracizing 

Conspiracizing: Trevonics for when people are plotting against you in a manner much like and/or related to conspiracies, conspiring, conspiracies, or any act the close friends of his father plot on him during camping adventures, or simply conspiring against him.
Nick and Ed were conspiracizing against me to scare me with the fake Rattle Snake.

George Bush and Dick Chaney were {conspiracizing against us this whole time, those bastards!

Conspiract 

Conspiract is a phrase used by Gradi. Grace “accidentally” typed “conspiract” and now its in the Urban Dictionary.
Grace- hhhh
Madi- what?
Grace- CONSPIRACT
Conspiract by Dustin’s Cat November 12, 2018