Consmad 

A word to describe all your confused feelings at once.
Con=Confused
Smad=Sad/Mad

Omg, he just broke up with me. I dont know why! I'm so fricken consmad!!

Consmad by Tara Kathleen December 9, 2008

Cosmadelical

Cosmadelical ~ For somthing to be so awesome, it is in cosmic proportions.

Cosmadelicaly ~ When awesome just isnt enough.

It was so cosmadelical, Martians are still getting over it ~

Dr.Who is cosmadelicaly sexalicious.

Cosmadelical by Tektile April 20, 2008

consmaction 

1.a contracton which also involves a smacking action

2.a conspiracy to smack

3.a constant smacking action

1.Marc had a consmaction the other day when he smacked himself while his vagina contracted.

2.I'm going to lay a consmaction on your ass

consmaction by roti77 March 12, 2009

consuade

method of guilting someone into doing something

Word origins: Originally started with the word 'convince', but the word 'persuade' came out as well. Similar to the word 'grool' in the movie "Mean Girls", when Cady meant to say cool, but then started to say great.

Guy: There's a party Friday night! Everyone's gonna be there!
Girl: Um... I don't know...
Guy: Come on! What do I have to do to consuade you?

consuade by aliascrazy April 5, 2010

ConstaDrip 

The seemingly non-stop flow of liquid from one's nose during a time of minor illness. Incurable by simple nose blowing or wiping, this side symptom is often accompanied by a colder than normal olfactory organ.

I've been sniffling all weekend, but it wasn't until Monday morning that I woke up with ConstaDrip.

ConstaDrip by Daniel Carbone February 24, 2007

Conspadoculus 

A person, object or even body parts that aree abnormally massive, even bigger than humungous.

Person 1: Damn, your bulge is looking conspadoculus. ;)
Person 2: Shut up bro, imma start acting up in the kids section

Conspadoculus by CBI(Cock&Ball-Intelligence) April 19, 2022

Constadrunk

Being in a constant state of inebriation while remaining conscious and alive.

The host of Epic Meal Time is constadrunk.

Constadrunk by HazardousHap July 21, 2011