Consmash 

This innocent boy hears voices that aren't there. Never Bradding on the weekend, Consmash spends his time thinking about eats and wanting to neck. Don't let consmash bite you because his frothy mouth is infected with rabies.

"Connnorrrr, I know you want to eat"
"Did you see Consmashes new lego porn video?"

Consmash by sooofick February 28, 2023

Obsessive Comsmashive Disorder 

Illness of the mind in which case you have the unrestrainable urge to beat, break and or smash anything and everything within striking distance, usually acquired when hardcore gaming or while in severely tense or frustrating situations.

don't be near someone when the rage off in there Obsessive Comsmashive Disorder

Obsessive Comsmashive Disorder by Scrin February 5, 2009

cansmasher 

Someone that tears the hoop out of a dirty skank then leaves her gaping.Smashing the can out of your mates sister

My mate never smashed a can.He's not worthy to be a cansmasher anyway cos he's a virgin!

cansmasher by fuckshu January 13, 2011