4 definitions by CBI(Cock&Ball-Intelligence)
Person 1: Damn, your bulge is looking conspadoculus. ;)
Person 2: Shut up bro, imma start acting up in the kids section
Person 2: Shut up bro, imma start acting up in the kids section
by CBI(Cock&Ball-Intelligence) April 20, 2022
When a person gets anally penetrated with maximum power and velocity, that often results in crippling anal taring and uncontrollable anal bleeding. Some individuals may find this anal torture pleasurable, similar to CBT (Cock and Ball torture). Glizziating someone is considered a war crime and against the international UN humanitarian appeal.
Chad: Damn bro, why are you paralysed from the waist down in a wheel chair?
Sigma male: Yesterday was a rough day. My dad came in my room and absolutely glizziated me!
Chad: Oh man, that shit is kinky. RIP your ass hairs tho
Sigma male: Yesterday was a rough day. My dad came in my room and absolutely glizziated me!
Chad: Oh man, that shit is kinky. RIP your ass hairs tho
by CBI(Cock&Ball-Intelligence) April 19, 2022
Penavallus is an individual that lies about the stupidest shit for no apparent reason. This individual can be seen lying for recognition, appraisal and/or no apparent reason, just natural instinct at this point.
Person 1: Yo, I'm sorry I could not pay you on time. My parents are going through a divorce.
Person 2: Nigga, I just saw your parents yesterday fucking in the kid's section in "Toys R Us"
Person 1: Bru, that wasn't them. Those were my Uncles that fought in Afghanistan in the 18th century
Person 2: You a Penavallus ONG
Person 2: Nigga, I just saw your parents yesterday fucking in the kid's section in "Toys R Us"
Person 1: Bru, that wasn't them. Those were my Uncles that fought in Afghanistan in the 18th century
Person 2: You a Penavallus ONG
by CBI(Cock&Ball-Intelligence) April 20, 2022
The CBI (Cock&Ball-Intelligence) is an intelligence-driven and threat-focused national security organization with both knowledge of your testicles and even your penis. It is the principal investigative arm of the Department of cock and balls. The CBI has the authority and responsibility to investigate specific parts of you and submit you to other genital agencies with cooperative services, such as penisprint identification, laboratory examinations and semen extraction. The CBI also gathers, shares, and analyzes statistics such as (size, girth, length, elasticity, temperature, compatibility, maximum ejaculation distance, density and even color). Once caught and proven to have committed a crime, the CBI shall submit the crimnal to extensive and intence CBT as punishment which can leave the individual will crippling testicular cancer leaving them paralized and penisless
by CBI(Cock&Ball-Intelligence) April 20, 2022