ConstaDrip 

The seemingly non-stop flow of liquid from one's nose during a time of minor illness. Incurable by simple nose blowing or wiping, this side symptom is often accompanied by a colder than normal olfactory organ.

I've been sniffling all weekend, but it wasn't until Monday morning that I woke up with ConstaDrip.

ConstaDrip by Daniel Carbone February 24, 2007

constripulos 

underachiever; also to use words in the wrong context.

You are so irritatingly constripulos.

constripulos by Michael Johnson September 1, 2003

Constantipation 

Stuck or highly irregular all the time, an increasing problem with age. Having movement on action items fewer than three times per week... B.S. excuses are usually hard, dry, painful, small in size, and difficult to eliminate.

Some people find Constantipation painful and often experience straining, bloating, and the sensation of a full bowel. Fortunately, it is a symypton (often resulting from interactions with a Zalco), not a disease.

Constantipation by Robert MP September 5, 2008

constripulos 

A person who uses rather large words in order to sound smart, when they really aren't.

I wish he would use normal words instead of being constripulos cause we know he is really a moron.

constripulos by Andrea September 3, 2003

constanipple 

When you have constantly erect nipples.

I should have worn a padded bra today. I have constanipple.

constanipple by Rae-vyn June 6, 2018

Constanipple 

When you constantly have erect hard nipples all day!

I should’ve worn a padded bra, everyone can see my Constanipple!!

Constanipple by Rae-vyn June 6, 2018

Constanipple 

When nipples are constantly erect.

I should have worn a padded bra today. I have constanipple.

Constanipple by Ray Ven June 6, 2018